My fav. song of an Astrological theme

Hey ya' all. I grew up in Southern Calif. in the 50s' & 60s' and was quite influenced by the band "The Beach Boys".
With their experimentation with LSD in 65' [and they are purported to have 'turned on' the "Beatles"]...they obviously opened some doors of perception...later becoming disciples of the Maharesh Yogi of TM. [of whom my good friend and fellow yogi, Suryakant was a disciple of and one of the instructors of TM under the Maharesh Yogi until becoming a disciple of the Layla order of Mahakundalini].
The "Beach Boys" became increasingly spiritual in their music...moving away from the bubblegum like 'surf rock' of the early 60s..culminating [at least to me] with their album "Holland" [which is no longer being issued and can now only be found as part of the album "Carl and the Passions" [Carl Wilson, of the "Beach Boys"...and why the title switch and all is probably a copyright issue]...anyways, the album is pure gold to my heart and ears and here are the lyrics to one of my favs. which is soooo astrologically influenced...and I knew a Pisces lady too...so similiar in nature to the gal they are relating...check it out if so inclined...you can hear the music online at a couple of sites.
[I believe this is okay by copyright law to print the lyrics...if not let a moderator inform me...thanks, ptv...aka Dave Mastry]

"A Pisces lady loves romance (She loves romance)
Her movements tell you at a glance (She loves to dance)
Why they say Pisces rules the dance (She's got the glance)

She values flowers more than gold (She flows like gold)
Thinks of her men as knights of old (She's never bold)
She's very spiritual I'm told (She has never told)
Whoa

But where's my spark in the dark?
Glow glow glow c'mon glow
The funky pretty flame in my heart
Me and my Pisces lady are apart

Her calender is not like ours (She rules the hours)
The hieroglyphs mark changing hours (She rules the stars)
Her guiding light is from the stars (She's got the powers)
Whoa
A book of verse a jug of wine (She's soft like wine)
She'll always tell what's on your mind (She's much like time)
By just your birthday place and time (She's very fine)

'Cause it's a silent night in the sea
And if you're cosmic'ly conscious you'll see
Why she's a princess incarnate to me
Daughter of Neptune the ruler of the sea

The queen in Copenhagee (Funky pretty)
The dream of Amsterdamee (Pretty funky)
The cream of gay Parisee (Funky pretty)
The theme of U Say Asee (Pretty funky)
The scene in Great Britainyee (Funky pretty)
The meaning in Los Angees (Pretty funky)
The heat in Tokyosee (Funky pretty)
The treat in Manhattohsee (Pretty funky)
Yeah yeah funky pretty

She said "Don't worry it's alright
I'm coming back when the aspects are right"
And now I look in the paper each day
Wonderin' what my horoscope will say

Funky (oooo funky)
I still remember funky pretty (ooooo)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
(Why can't you tell me why)

Funky (ooo funky) (something so why)
I still remember funky pretty (something so why)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
(Why can't you tell me why)

Funky (ooo funky) (something so why)
I still remember funky pretty (something so why)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
(Why can't you tell me why)

Funky (ooo funky) (something so why)
I still remember funky pretty (something so why)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
(Why can't you tell me why)

Funky (ooo funky) (something so why)
I still remember funky pretty (something so why)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
(Why can't you tell me why)

Funky (ooo funky) (something so why)
I still remember funky pretty (something so why)
Why shouldn't my Pisces lady tell me why
(Why can't you tell me why)"

Weird al;

Aquarius!
There's travel in your future when your toungue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day

Pisces!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true lord of the dance no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries!
The look on your face will be priceless when they find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf and give a hickey to Merryl Streep

Taurus!
You will never find true happiness-what ya gonna do? Cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your drivers test

Leo!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss' face (oh no)
Eat a bucket of tuna flavoured pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry quik

Virgo!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent-except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep siginificance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that forcasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realise that every single one of there is absolutely true-where was I?

Libra!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine...remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Worka a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem...you stupid freak

Sagittarius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back.....kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Earnest Borgnine you've got haning in your den

Capricorn!
The stars say that your an exciting and wonderful person but you know they're lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Not sure if the theme of this song is astrological or allegorical or what, but I'm having it played at my funeral - A Whiter Shade Of Pale by Procol Harum. (1967)

The following lyrics were not included in recordings of the song, but were apparently sung in live performances. Note the Shakespeare reference, as well as the Neptunian reference and symbolism.

She said, 'I'm home on shore leave,'
though in truth we were at sea
so I took her by the looking glass
and forced her to agree
saying, 'You must be the mermaid
who took Neptune for a ride.'
But she smiled at me so sadly
that my anger straightway died


If music be the food of love
then laughter is its queen
and likewise if behind is in front
then dirt in truth is clean
My mouth by then like cardboard
seemed to slip straight through my head
So we crash-dived straightway quickly
and attacked the ocean bed

Imperative Reaction - Scorpio

In a trance of mystery
The enigma of your poison is consuming me
I'm falling so far
Your scent is so strong
The sting of your illusion
Has broken me down
You live in my mind
Seducing my eyes
I cannot ignore this feeling that divides
My mind
My body
In all that you have
Scorpio remains delicately sad

Scorpio
So fragile inside
The tragedies of life
Have forced you to hide
The pain you suffered
The love you destroyed
Your failure to trust
Has opened this void
Scorpio
So innocent you are
The misery you embody is the pain we share
The world that you see
Through enchanting eyes
Cannot replace the beauty you are

In the face of tragedy
The stigma of your beauty is surrounding me
I've gone too far your memory lives on
You've drowned your surroundings to escape and move on
Child of the water
Your guilt is in vain
No fault is yours yet the feelings remain
The burning of desire
And the threat of release
Scorpio lies to cleanse the disease

All times left behind
Sorrow filling pain inside
You possess the courage
And the strength to conquer
These walls are falling down
Ruins crumbling to the ground
Breaking away from all the pain
All lies left behind
Sorrow is no longer mine
You possess the courage and the strength to conquer
These walls have fallen down
Ruins crumbled to the ground
Scorpio rises beyond the remains




Tool - The Grudge

Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Terrified of being wrong. Ultimatum prison cell.
Saturn ascends, choose one or ten. Hang on or be humbled again.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Saturn ascends, comes round again.
Saturn ascends, the one, the ten. Ignorant to the damage done.
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.
Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control.
Unable to forgive. And we're sinking deeper.
Defining, confining, controlling, and we're sinking deeper.
Saturn comes back around to show you everything
Let's you choose what you will not see and then
Drags you down like a stone or lifts you up again
Spits you out like a child, light and innocent.
Saturn comes back around. Lifts you up like a child or
Drags you down like a stone
To consume you till you choose to let this go.
Give away the stone.
Let the oceans take and transmutate this cold and fated anchor.
Give away the stone.
Let the waters kiss and transmutate these leaden grudges into gold.
Let go.