Rawiri
Well-known member
And lose friends and alienate people...all while never even looking at a chart.
Just say what nobody wants to hear.
"Will I be famous?" -> "No."
"Will I be rich?" -> "No."
"Will we get married?" -> You guessed it, "No."
"When will I be happy?" -> "Never."
You'll be wrong sometimes. But not most of the time!
Just say no, and you too can accurately predict the future. This message was sponsored by your friendly adviser, Saturn.
DISCLAIMER: Side-effects of using this advice may include anger, odd leakage from eyes, depression, anal fissures and death.
[Soft Saturn, Warm Saturn, little ball of fur...]
Just say what nobody wants to hear.
"Will I be famous?" -> "No."
"Will I be rich?" -> "No."
"Will we get married?" -> You guessed it, "No."
"When will I be happy?" -> "Never."
You'll be wrong sometimes. But not most of the time!
Just say no, and you too can accurately predict the future. This message was sponsored by your friendly adviser, Saturn.
DISCLAIMER: Side-effects of using this advice may include anger, odd leakage from eyes, depression, anal fissures and death.
[Soft Saturn, Warm Saturn, little ball of fur...]