Jenna Jupiter
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deanna said:Dear Jenna Jupiter:
just to lighten things a little:
Take a look at my funny thread called 'Enemies'. I will repaste it in your thread:
Enemies
I thought we could all use a smile so I want to share a page from the book “Secrets From A Stargazers Notebook” By Debbi Kempton-Smith. It’s a very witty astrology book that is a wonderful read.
Enemies
This time they’ve gone too far. Drive any sign stark, slobbering loony in seconds by following this guide:
Aries – Be kind to their enemies. Display no passion. Act like you don’t like them
Taurus – Spend their money, eat their food, borrow stuff, don’t return it, and tell them to hurry. Change the objects around their house when they are not looking; just move everything a few inches from their normal spot.
Gemini-Bore them to tears with long monologues about your emotional life. Don’t talk to them at all. Monopolize them at a party so they can’t move about and talk to anyone else.
Cancer – insult their mothers. Criticize their homes; warn them that they might lose their jobs or that a highway is going to be built running through their house.
Leo-Teach them something that they do not know about. Ignore them. Forget to introduce them. Chuckle at their taste.
Virgo-Whine a lot. Mess up their homes, wreck their schedules, rip off the box tops, lose the cap to the toothpaste. Smell bad.
Libra-Say “It’s up to you” a lot. Take them to ugly places. Act gross in public. Wipe your nose on your sleeve in full view. Criticize their mates. Refuse to argue with them.
Scorpio-Ask personal questions. Know too much. Be more successful than they are and don’t brag about it; it kills them.
Sagittarius-Give them lots of responsibility. Travel more than they do. Point out their lack of realism in their philosophies. Invite them to bogus functions. Make them wear clothes they hate.
Capricorn-You organize everything-they fell useless. Remind them of their lowly position. Embarrass them in public.
Aquarius-show off. Get personal and intimate. Insist they phone thirteen times a day to inform you of their exact movements. Take them for granted.
Pisces-Tell them to get a grip on themselves, that they are wallowing in self-pity. Meet them in bright, noisy, crowded places like the underground or Time Square.
I can relate to the Leo – Its very rude not to provide introductions when meeting others.
Input anyone? I love the wit.
- De
I agree-since the person Jenna Juptier is talking about is a Gemini with a Leo moon - taking no more notice of them is the best way to go. It makes you the bigger person.LionKing said:Being a Leo, I find that the best thing to do... ignore them. If you think and ponder on it. Who really won? If I'm thinking about them, then they did because they robbed me of my thoughts. So my advice; there are better things to think of, better times to spend your valuable time on. V/r LionKing
This is Ok!smilingsteph said:Okay all we are not really helping the beginner of the thread by talking about yourself....but you are all leo's so that is what happens
This one always gets me, too: Criticize their parenting (just make sure you're out of claw-reach when you do!)deanna said:Enemies
Cancer – insult their mothers. Criticize their homes; warn them that they might lose their jobs or that a highway is going to be built running through their house.
- De
All I can say is them's the breaks when you make an angry web posting asking what's the best way to torment someone, what did you expect us (or at least me) to think!? Do you realize how psycho it sounds? ...Mind you, I'm not accusing you of being a psycho, because one "help me find his kryptonite" thread (complete with slightly obsessive chart analysis of your 'enemy') isn't quite sufficient certifiability.Jenna Jupiter said:Don't worry, I know this person get what he deserve sooner or later. I won't kill him that would be to nice. I will just work harder but I do think you overreact to my language. But I do apologize if you get bad vibes from this.
Edit: Get help? Maybe thats why i started this thread. Don't take the topic name to serious. And I can't say I like the way you ask me to get help.
Jenna Jupiter said:Don't worry, I know this person get what he deserve sooner or later. I won't kill him that would be to nice. I will just work harder but I do think you overreact to my language. But I do apologize if you get bad vibes from this.
Edit: Get help? Maybe thats why i started this thread. Don't take the topic name to serious. And I can't say I like the way you ask me to get help.
Jenna Jupiter said:I still don't realize how psycho it sounds.
I understand what your saying steph and often when working thru big family stuff forgiveness is an important part of the steps to breaking the old chains that bind in negative family relationships - forgive the other person and often ourselves for any part we had in the disfunction.smilingsteph said:Okay all we are not really helping the beginner of the thread by talking about yourself....but you are all leo's so that is what happens JK
I have found that forgiveness is the best answer.