A joke for those who think it's funny, or at least amusing:
A newspaper reporter, who happens to be a vegan and a "health-nut", is interviewing an able-bodied, mentally sharp, 103 year-old man who lives in a remote, rural area.
He asks the inevitable question, "To what do you attribute your long and healthy life?"
The man replies, "Several things--good tasting water from my well, clean air up here in the mountains, and food from my own garden. Most importantly though, I have a strict rule NEVER to argue with ANYONE about ANYTHING."
The reporter is pleased with these answers, and asks, "Anything else that kept you going strong all these years?"
"Well, yeah," says the old man. "I've been drinking a pint of good whiskey a day, and smoking my own homegrown tobacco since I was a teenager--don't know how I would have made it without that!"
The reporter is outraged. "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! That stuff will kill you. It couldn't POSSIBLY have have enabled you to live so long!!!
To which the old man replies, "You know, you're probably right!".