How, does that fit with capricorn "the stereotypical sign of maturity and self repression" ? also, those are phrases commonly said to many a teen and young adult by their parents. Hate to be a stick in the mud but even when being humorous its still important to me astrology is properly represented (especially general astrology as such is the bulding blocks to more complex and intericite astro practices). Virgo rising because of its critical tendencies can sometimes be nearly as guilty of saying things they really shouldn't as Sag rising (the fact your mercury is in sag helps add fuel to the fire). Cappy often is also, quite determined to climb the mountain/make it to the finish line and things they might hear are "man when you have a goal you see it through" With sun in the 5th house and saturn its ruler there as well your likely one who when a little girl to even preteen heard "man she's bossy when it comes to playing house" (the critical to sometimes control freakish virgo rising doesn't help in said department). Also, your likely one who makes sure everyone follows the rules to whatever game your playing to THE LETTER.
Lol, not really. I'm somewhat obsessive-compulsive, but I wouldn't say bossy. Nor was I ever bossy. Stubborn, yes. A hundred times yes. My teacher at school said I was going to be a leader because no one could ever tell me what to do. I could put up an incredible resistance and have the patience to hold it out. Nothing was as bad as defeat. I didn't tell other people what to do, I was too shy. I wanted to be liked, not revered.
As for my evil thoughts and snarky tongue, you can bet those will go with me to my tomb. I put myself in a fair amount of awkward situations because of my sharp mouth. 90% of the time people would take my jokes seriously and get offended, whereas I felt the lines I came up with should have been hilarious if they were said by a character on a sit-com. Actually, I never even learned to hold my tongue, I just lost respect for those people because they couldn't laugh at themselves, and then I continued internal eye-rolling. Because of my stubbornness, I've also had an ongoing war against apologies. Apologizing meant I was wrong about something, and that was too much for me to admit. The more I've come to realize that most people don't understand my cold, sometimes cruel sense of humor, the more I've become secluded and quiet. Stubborn as I am, I'm not going to try and be friendly and not offend. I'd rather die friendless and alone than smile and be nice, and when I put that into words it sounds kind of stupid, lol.
Anyway, those quotes I choose rather singularly applied to me as a child. The other kids I knew were very polite (commence internal eye-rolling). You may be well familiarized with smart-asses kids of all kinds, but I think my particular grade of smart-assery would outdo most, and I bet most of them smart-asses has more than a little Saturnian/Capricorn influence.