You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

aquarius7000

aquarius7000

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Astrology is funky
To me Aquarian mind
Whether it's Horary
Or any other kind

So, I gladly tag meself a Junkie
Seeing stars ever so nigh
Cause I find Astrology so funky
Any 'anti-astrology' sentiment, I Martianly defy

My Aquarian Mercury
Never doth comply
To any of the conventional norm-ality
that condemned Astrology
as hocus-pocus or fishy


So, I am a REAL JUNKIE!

It's proven now. All I need is a certification. I can relate through and through to all of the contents in the posts above.

Do you think I am going to thank you for confirming that I am a JUNKIE ?
Oh well, ok..

THANKS

:pAQ7
 
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tikana

tikana

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.... when you wake up from your nap and realize that it is passed midnight and you are sitting behind your computer while you are on chat room.
see sleeping beauty Labelle for details!:sleeping:


.... when you are running through transits or progressions in your head while making out with your date/bf/gf/wife/husband
 
Niplan

Niplan

Banned
You have other member's horary locations memorized.

You have a 4 inch ring binder of information.. plus a few 2 ring binders... maybe some 3 1/2...

You can calculate charts by hand.

If you have a blank bit of paper, And automaticly start drawing astrology symbols on it.

When you've read so many traditional texts, you start to speak like culpeper, or lilly.

You don't understand why other people can't "get it"
 
R4VEN

R4VEN

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You're sitting at the table with son and grandson having a meal. You think, "Mmm, three generations of us here eating pizza. I wonder what that means....." In head you visualise the natal charts of the three of you, then realise - like a bolt from the blue - something you have not until now seen - that the 3 of you all have Saturn in Leo!!!!!!!!!!!

And you announce it to the other two............

And, of course, not only do they not care, but they have no idea why this is important to you.

Go back to feeling safe - and not crazy at all!! - in private astrological world.
 
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R4VEN

R4VEN

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tikana said:
.... when you are running through transits or progressions in your head while making out with your date/bf/gf/wife/husband
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tik, that is true dedication to the cause of astrology above and beyond the normal lines of duty!!!!
 
07.Re

07.Re

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R4VEN said:
You're sitting at the table with son and grandson having a meal. You think, "Mmm, three generations of us here eating pizza. I wonder what that means....." In head you visualise the natal charts of the three of you, then realise - like a bolt from the blue - something you have not until now seen - that the 3 of you all have Saturn in Leo!!!!!!!!!!!

And you announce it to the other two............

And, of course, not only do they not care, but they have no idea why this is important to you.

Go back to feeling safe - and not crazy at all!! - in private astrological world.
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LOL :lol:

... or when you look at your sons freckles and moles on his back and start to notice aspects between them... does that look like a kite formation? Hmm....
 
robots

robots

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*People tell you to stop "speaking astrology."

*When people doubt astrology, you go off on passionate rants about how they're wrong and don't know enough about astrology to even be able to decide that.

*You use your planets' placements as excuses for your bad habits. "Oh, I know I talk way too much. But it's okay, my Sagittarius Mercury is conjunct my North Node in the 5th house."
 
EJ53

EJ53

Banned
When you allow your dentist to perform a root canal filling on a wisdom tooth without anaesthetic......because you know you'll be too focused mentally upon a current chart analysis to feel any pain......[Got this T-shirt on 23rd December 2009]
 
kanshu

kanshu

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Actually, you know you're an astrology junkie when ...

you're having a reunion with your classmates from college and the first thing they say or remember about you is ... "Hey. You're into astrology right. Didn't you say ... blah blah blah." They remember stuff you told them ages ago about luck, love and whatever.
 
tikana

tikana

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you know you are astrology junkie when as soon as you land in airport you rush to find a hotel with internet access next door

god i am addict! i admit!
 
N

Neptune Rising

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your friends are amazed that you can picture their natal chart in your head and then locate the current transits in your head to their natal placements while your rambling on about their energies ect...
 
QuaOs

QuaOs

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Arian Maverick said:
...or when you deliberately initiate or manipulate conversations to encourage the person to announce his or her natal data.

Example: Your friends are talking about not being "morning people." You chirp in that you're a morning person, and you suspect this is the case because you were born at 6:04 AM. You know that if you give your exact time of birth in conversations, others are more like to give theirs if they know it. I've used this trick several times. :bandit:

Arian Maverick
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Hey now thats INTERESTING IDEA lol
 
07.Re

07.Re

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Cancerman... I poked my head into the chat room, but got lost and couldn't find anyone. Were you all playing hide and go seek?

Sadly what I'm about to share is true... It doesn't only pertain to being an astrology junkie but spending (too much) time on the forum:

.... you know you're an astrology (forum) junkie when you read the lastest reply / post on your subsribed threads BEFORE you get the email notification (and my emails get checked every 1 minute by Windows Mail).
 
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cancerman

cancerman

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when you go to the live chat 07.re you have to click on the rooms button on the right hand side then just click the top room *astrologers room* or soemthing like that then click enter all the other rooms are very rarely used :w00t:
 
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