Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

queenfluff

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In all my searchings about astrology, I heard some traits of the 12th signs that make me laugh.

  1. Aries: You are careless and over impulsive
  2. Taurus: You are lazy, and you eat a lot
  3. Gemini: You are bigmouthed and unfaithful
  4. Cancer: You are a crybaby and you eat a lot
  5. Leo: You are egocentric and loud
  6. Virgo: You are annoying and over-critical evil
  7. Libra: You are beautiful, but fickle and indecisive
  8. Scorpio: You are over-sexed and you don't fear death.
  9. Sagittarius: You are swinish, loud, and unfaithful
  10. Capricorn: You are selfish, depressive, and dark humor
  11. Aquarius: You are plenty weird and unconventional
  12. Pisces: You love in your dreams, you are a crybaby

Have to laugh at the Gemini one, sorry. :)

So true, us Scorpios do not fear death. :)
 

juicey J.

Banned
She has an Aries descendant and Venus is in Pisces. Venus doesn't touch Uranus in regards to aspects.

EDIT: Oops! Venus is biquintile Uranus (minor aspect, however.)

Ok what about jupiter ruling planet of Pisces does it aspect uranus? Does venus aspect neptune?
 

Caro

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Im an aquarius sun.

A taurean I work with regularly says 'Your weird'!!! makes me laugh

Im not weird, odd or unique maybe................:whistling:
 

chris

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For my sign, Virgo:

"Quit being so picky."

"Stop analyzing me."

"Don't worry so much."

"Aren't you done reading the ingredients list yet?" (NO! :biggrin:)

"Why does it take you so long to go shopping?" (because I have all those lists to read! LOL!) :wink:

"Why are you always right?" (Because I AM right! LOL!)

My father is a Virgo and these are the exact same things that would be said to him, or he would say:

"You're doing things wrong; this is how you do it..."

My Mars conjunct Midheaven HATES that!
 

queenfluff

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My father is a Virgo and these are the exact same things that would be said to him, or he would say:

"You're doing things wrong; this is how you do it..."

My Mars conjunct Midheaven HATES that!


Haha - I say that sometimes! I guess its a Virgo thing - thinking we are the only ones who do things the correct way. (although sometimes it might be true. :innocent:)
 

pudinnpop

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For my sun Pisces ive heard the follwoing over the years

1) Your an emotional wreck
2) Just slit your wrists and get it over with
3) which planets are u on???
4) Have a tissue for your issues!
5)Are u physhic or something??

:biggrin: And many more wonderful cheerful things!!:w00t:
 

Flowergirl

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I've been hearing how lazy and inattentive I am most of my teen life. Don't know if that's my Pisces side or Taurus moon. Maybe both. :surprised::whistling:
 

chris

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heard from friends and family:

"Stop crying! You're 15 years old!"
"Why don't you get out of the house for once, it's a nice day out!"
"How did you f**king know that?" (Yay, Cancerian psychic! :D)
"Why don't you just ask her out already? It's been about three months." (Fear of rejection we possess.)

Heard from me and others to my Virgo father:

"'I'm doing this my way!...What do you mean its your way or the highway?"

"Dude, you looked at everything that could be broken about it" (Of course, he continues to look for details that aren't there.)

Heard from my Aquarius mother:

"Has anyone ever told you you're a bit weird?" LOL :p
 

mooncereal

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"Why are you freaking out?"
"Stop taking things so personally!"
"You were being so shy."
"I hate when you're in your own little world."
"Are you serious?"
"You're totally over-reacting."

Cancer
 

AspieTaurus

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Taurus Sun:

"Why are you so stubborn?"
"It's 11AM, why are you still sleeping?"
"You need to quit pigging out!"

Scorpio Rising:
"Calm down and quit over-reacting"
"Why are you so sensitive to everything and anything?"
"You look so intense yet so shy"

Capricorn Moon:

"Why are you always you serious? Lighten up!"
"You're a control freak!"
"Take a break!!!"

Aries Mercury :square: Capricorn Mars:
"You always stick you foot in your mouth."
"You need to think before you speak."
"Why do you keep having to argue the point?"

Sun :opposition: Pluto:
"You need to quit being a worry-wort!"
"quit being so critical of yourself!"
"Why are you so hard on yourself?"
"You always see the worst thing in every possible situation."
 
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nuthatch

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These are all taken from real life :)

Leo:
"Learn to take a joke."
"Fine, you can be the group spokesperson."
"I bet you love cats, don't you."
"Be more flexible."
"You are SO LOUD."
"You're a very bold and forceful personality."

Capricorn Rising:
"You really should smile more!"
"Do you have a job interview today?" (I get this a lot)
"You always look upset."
"I had no idea you had a sense of humor."
"You should dress your age! You'll have plenty of time to wear blazers!"
"You're missing the forest for the trees."
"I can't believe you walked three miles in those heels."
"I can't believe you can legally drink. I thought you were, like, fifteen."
"You're always working on something! It's summer! You should relax."
"You own shorts?"
"Uh, thanks for the lists."

Aries Moon:
"You always have so much energy! You're like a Jack Russell."
 
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Lost_spirit

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It's probably easier to list the things I usually say to others(or myself):
Libra Sun:
"Yes,I totally agree with what you're saying.."
"Look,I don't want to argue with you,ok?I was wrong and you were right."
"Which shirt should I wear today,black or white?Let's make a list with all the pros and cons!"
"Guys,guys,stop fighting!Can't we all just get along?"
"Are you crazy?I can't wear this,the colors don't match!"
"That was a great movie,wasn't it?You didn't like it?Yeah I guess you're right,it sucked."

(avoiding confrontations of any kind)
 

michel12

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It's probably easier to list the things I usually say to others(or myself):
Libra Sun:
"Yes,I totally agree with what you're saying.."
"Look,I don't want to argue with you,ok?I was wrong and you were right."
"Which shirt should I wear today,black or white?Let's make a list with all the pros and cons!"
"Guys,guys,stop fighting!Can't we all just get along?"
"Are you crazy?I can't wear this,the colors don't match!"
"That was a great movie,wasn't it?You didn't like it?Yeah I guess you're right,it sucked."

(avoiding confrontations of any kind)
:lol::lol:
That is so funny! very true for me 2 im a libra moon. some astrology sorces say that libra like to argue about everything
 

SagiCap

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Sag Suns...

You must have been a hippie.
You're style is ... ummm.... Bohemian.
You can put your foot in your mouth now.
You're always so optimistic!
So, where are you travelling next?
Get your head out of the clouds.
You must be promiscious.
You have no idea how rude that sounded!

Top 10 Things Not To Say to a Sag Sun (Some are above too....because they are ridiculous)

1. Can I wipe my nose on your sleeve? I just can't stop crying. Wow. Wanna see that Sagittarius girlfriend of yours bolt faster than lightening?

2. Please...sit. Nope. If you're one of those "I can sit for hours and do nothing kinda person" then you might as well sit on the porch in a rocking chair and wave to your Sag friend as they zoom by 47 times a day.

3. Honest. I saw Sarah Palin come out of a space ship. You've gotta believe me. Sagittarians are some of the most skeptical people on Earth. Don't get me wrong...they WANNA believe, but need lots of proof.

4. I saw God on the cover of the Enquirer. Pa-leese! and Gimme a break. As I said, your Sag is a truth seeker. You cannot tell them what IT is. They have to discover IT for themselves.

5. I deserve it! Your Sag has a knee jerk reaction to people who feel entitled. If you come to your Sagittarian friend with an attitude of indignance or victimization, you will no longer have a Sagittarian friend. They'll offer suggestions to help you out of your sorry ways, but they won't hold your hand....UNLESS you're holding out your other hand to someone less fortunate.

ezine
 

tee_jay66

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Pisces Sun

"were you lost again"?

"you've been drinking again havent you"?

"are you listening to me....or daydreaming again"?

"Hello... planet earth calling"
 
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