Rebel Uranian
Well-known member
http://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?...on=7&syr=2012&hsy=-1&zod=&orbp=&rs=0&ast=3412
See the asteroid Kafka? At the day of his (Kafka's) birth, that was at 18 52 Cancer. We all know that asteroids and planets have the qualities of whatever we name them after. Since Ceres is named after a nurturing goddess, it is a min-Moon. Since Pluto is named after a Disney dog, it is the planet of death and obsessions. And since Kafka is named after Franz Kafka, it gives the qualities of Kafka, which means it has to be smack on Kafka's ascendant since he is the Kafka.
Sidenote: Kafka on my chart is 7 57 Scorpio. This bears disappointingly low significance for how Kafka-esque my life seems to be from birth. Maybe all it does it make you a latent homosexual or have dreams about bugs.
See the asteroid Kafka? At the day of his (Kafka's) birth, that was at 18 52 Cancer. We all know that asteroids and planets have the qualities of whatever we name them after. Since Ceres is named after a nurturing goddess, it is a min-Moon. Since Pluto is named after a Disney dog, it is the planet of death and obsessions. And since Kafka is named after Franz Kafka, it gives the qualities of Kafka, which means it has to be smack on Kafka's ascendant since he is the Kafka.
Sidenote: Kafka on my chart is 7 57 Scorpio. This bears disappointingly low significance for how Kafka-esque my life seems to be from birth. Maybe all it does it make you a latent homosexual or have dreams about bugs.