uranianplutonian
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I feel curious now. @JUPITERASC
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Blaze
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Your Jup is almost perfect. Shame it's square Saturn. Fu'cker dirties the thing. Like having a beautiful castle sitting next to a trash yard.
Blaze
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JA is the arch nemesis of David, thus he rarely if ever goes onto Daves threads.
But I'm calling it here - JA has a Virgo Jup on ascendant, ruled by rx Libra Merc combust Sun.
Blaze
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Water is so low. Ever ask a Chinese astrologer how to balance it? He might tell you to carry a water bottle everywhere or something.
Edit: Coffee mistake
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uranianplutonian
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🙀 Is it because of the memes and coloured font?
conspiracy theorist
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Jupiter is almost perfect, but my luck sucks ass. Like legit, that was even confirmed with the recent lunar eclipse that just passed. Probably gives me other advantages but I am too lazy to conjure them up in my mindYour Jup is almost perfect. Shame it's square Saturn. Fu'cker dirties the thing. Like having a beautiful castle sitting next to a trash yard.
Blaze
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Zeus once had an intense argument with Poseidon over who was truly King of the Gods. It was never settled, but Jupiter is at home with both.
In English: No idea! Both are cool in my book.
Mars being inflated by an excited Jupiter? That square from Saturn might actually be beneficial.
Blaze
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Be grateful you didn't run into the most terrifying creature over in maple syrup land.
The Goose! *HONK HONK. SOMEONE WANTS TO DIE*
uranianplutonian
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Surviving a bullet wound seems lucky. 😲
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Mars is definitely the troublemaker in my chart, both because of its effects on personality and the events that take place in my life. But it also contributes to traits that I like about myself and that drives me forward, so a mixed bag.
Saturn puts much needed breaks on Jupiter exuberance
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Two. And a stab wound to the neck. But between those, shark bites, and other pokes and punctures over the years, being in the circumstances in the first place is hardly the makings of a lucky person.
uranianplutonian
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Your body has been through a lot. 😲 It sounds like you have luck within unlucky situations, which is a bit of a paradox.
Do you know the day(s) that you were bitten by a shark? I feel curious about the transits. Getting bitten by a shark sounds terrifying. I can barely tolerate when I’m swimming and I feel a small fish touch my foot…
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I used to be a dolphin and shark trainer in the tourist industry... very **** base pay but I lived on the tips.
So in both instances I got bitten while I was during demonstrations with patrons of the establishment I was working at, I got a swift bite with one that I could hide (but my hand was bleeding like a ************ but I would put it in the water to hide that fact), and the other the shark was struggling with my hand in its mouth, until I lift it out the water to stop it from mawling my hand off. Those guests were sufficiently scared/entertained and I got a tip for that ☝
So in both instances I got bitten while I was during demonstrations with patrons of the establishment I was working at, I got a swift bite with one that I could hide (but my hand was bleeding like a ************ but I would put it in the water to hide that fact), and the other the shark was struggling with my hand in its mouth, until I lift it out the water to stop it from mawling my hand off. Those guests were sufficiently scared/entertained and I got a tip for that ☝
uranianplutonian
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That’s a cool job, but I’m sure that the pay made it less cool.
I imagined it was one of those rare scenarios where a shark attacks a person while they’re out for a swim. That’s still intense though. I hope that the guests gave you a big tip!
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Wasn't a large tip, but I appreciated the gesture and I had a laugh imagining it through their seeing someone essentially fighting a shark for their hand. Their shocked faces were also hella amusing....
It was a cool job... had lots of interesting experiences and met some pretty awesome people too... but I will never be going back down that road for work again
It was a cool job... had lots of interesting experiences and met some pretty awesome people too... but I will never be going back down that road for work again
Opal
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I f’g love this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Opal
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Astrologically, how would you explain your thoughts of your occupation?
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That one is easy. At that time, animal/beast training = Sagittarius no question. Also the Tourism and "fun" aspect of things. In terms of timing techniques, transits to Venus seems to be relevant for career in a general sense (as ruler of MC). No matter the work
Various jobs I have held would be described with different areas of my chart, whether with the 3 planets in the 2nd house, Sagittarius, 3rd house Saturn... and Jupiter -- lots 'n lots of Jupiter. Right now I am in a Jupiterian field and I have a knack for it, which makes sense astrologically.
uranianplutonian
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Speaking of animals, I’ve gone my whole life assuming everything that lives, breathes unconsciously. Nope. Today I found out that alligators breathe consciously. They’re not the only animal that takes each breathe intentionally though. Birds and whales breathe consciously too. Even when they’re asleep, each breath is conscious. They have to sleep half awake to ensure they take each breath.
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