Random Thoughts, strictly Text

[uranianplutonian]

I beat you to it.

 

[conspiracy theorist]

 

[uranianplutonian]

I am the REAL JUPITERASC

@JUPITERASC now’s your time to ct’s reply.

 

[conspiracy theorist]

He is too busy dunking on half dead politicians

 

[uranianplutonian]

All this time you knew deep down that you and JUPITERASC shared something special.

 

[conspiracy theorist]

I will believe it when they share their chart . I will always maintain that Jupiter has Libra Sun Scorpio Moon and something major in Virgo. Just on a hunch

 

[uranianplutonian]

Slide into their PMs and ask them for their natal chart. What’s the worst that could happen?

 

[conspiracy theorist]

Been messing with JA for the better part of a decade.... I am at peace with my assumptions about their natal map

 

[uranianplutonian]

I feel curious now. @JUPITERASC

 

[Blaze]

I am the REAL JUPITERASC

Your Jup is almost perfect. Shame it's square Saturn. Fu'cker dirties the thing. Like having a beautiful castle sitting next to a trash yard.

 

[Blaze]

I feel curious now. @JUPITERASC

JA is the arch nemesis of David, thus he rarely if ever goes onto Daves threads.

But I'm calling it here - JA has a Virgo Jup on ascendant, ruled by rx Libra Merc combust Sun.

 

[Blaze]

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I have run thru the gamut of dominant planet/sign calculations, and only a few of them would emphasize the fact that I have Sun Mercury Pluto in conjunction. Both trad and modern techniques

Water is so low. Ever ask a Chinese astrologer how to balance it? He might tell you to carry a water bottle everywhere or something.

Edit: Coffee mistake

 

[uranianplutonian]

JA is the arch nemesis of David, thus he rarely if ever goes onto Daves threads.

Is it because of the memes and coloured font?

 

[uranianplutonian]

I went for a walk in the woods today and about 40 ish feet in front of me I saw a lone chicken cross the trail.
Weird, I thought to myself. Why is there a chicken wandering in the woods by itself?
When I walked by the spot that the chicken crossed, it was gone. I stopped for a minute to see if I could hear it walking through the leaves. Still, no signs of the chicken nearby.
Where did the chicken go? Did it glitch into another plane? I’ll always remember this encounter with a lone chicken in the woods.

 

[conspiracy theorist]

Your Jup is almost perfect. Shame it's square Saturn. Fu'cker dirties the thing. Like having a beautiful castle sitting next to a trash yard.

Jupiter is almost perfect, but my luck sucks ass. Like legit, that was even confirmed with the recent lunar eclipse that just passed. Probably gives me other advantages but I am too lazy to conjure them up in my mind

 

[Blaze]

Is it because of the memes and coloured font?

Zeus once had an intense argument with Poseidon over who was truly King of the Gods. It was never settled, but Jupiter is at home with both.

In English: No idea! Both are cool in my book.

Jupiter is almost perfect, but my luck sucks ass. Like legit, that was even confirmed with the recent lunar eclipse that just passed. Probably gives me other advantages but I am too lazy to conjure them up in my mind

Mars being inflated by an excited Jupiter? That square from Saturn might actually be beneficial.

 

[Blaze]

I went for a walk in the woods today and about 40 ish feet in front of me I saw a lone chicken cross the trail.
Weird, I thought to myself. Why is there a chicken wandering in the woods by itself?
When I walked by the spot that the chicken crossed, it was gone. I stopped for a minute to see if I could hear it walking through the leaves. Still, no signs of the chicken nearby.
Where did the chicken go? Did it glitch into another plane? I’ll always remember this encounter with a lone chicken in the woods.

Be grateful you didn't run into the most terrifying creature over in maple syrup land.


The Goose! *HONK HONK. SOMEONE WANTS TO DIE*

 

[uranianplutonian]

Jupiter is almost perfect, but my luck sucks ass. Like legit, that was even confirmed with the recent lunar eclipse that just passed. Probably gives me other advantages but I am too lazy to conjure them up in my mind

Surviving a bullet wound seems lucky.

 

[conspiracy theorist]

Zeus once had an intense argument with Poseidon over who was truly King of the Gods. It was never settled, but Jupiter is at home with both.

In English: No idea! Both are cool in my book.

Mars being inflated by an excited Jupiter? That square from Saturn might actually be beneficial.

Mars is definitely the troublemaker in my chart, both because of its effects on personality and the events that take place in my life. But it also contributes to traits that I like about myself and that drives me forward, so a mixed bag.

Saturn puts much needed breaks on Jupiter exuberance

 

[conspiracy theorist]

Surviving a bullet wound seems lucky.

Two. And a stab wound to the neck. But between those, shark bites, and other pokes and punctures over the years, being in the circumstances in the first place is hardly the makings of a lucky person.