unique_astrology
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
