I will not make your day
Okay, fine. I'll make your day.
Check out this prank call by ICEnJAM, using a soundboard of Sheogorath from the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. This is what happens when the Daedric Lord of Madness tries to order a pizza, everyone.
My single greatest regret is that ICEnJAM didn't throw in some lines from the previous Elder Scrolls' Shivering Isles DLC for the prank calls. Sheogorath was a wonderful Lord in that DLC. He promised everyone cheese in that game, and he also dug a pit and filled it with clowns. But that was to stop the Greymarch, so it's okay.