The times to find a psycho/plutonic girlfriend is when Pluto makes a sesquiquadrate to the 7th house cusp. This happens once every 5.7 months. It is paramount that you find one and get stabbed at least for the same amount of days that she is on her period. This ties you two to the blood level and you will unlock deeper, more intense levels of intimacy that any sane person would run away from. But you, my friend, and your gf are the wild ones.
Lol.. "this ties you two on the blood level"... Youre crazy.