Cancers Most Likely Criminals

Love2Know

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I think maybe it is in regardes to cancer men... plus my cap mars would not respond to 'jealousy" through violance. Though my husband did say if I was a man I would be a very scary husband... whatever that means. My friends like to think of what kind of guy I would be for some reason. I was also told a cold hearted skillful player wtf lol
 
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CuteCap

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there are bad apples in every sign.. I've found cancers to be the sweetest people but I think if you betray them enough they can turn cold. Water signs are the worst to **** off in my opinion
 

athenian200

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I always knew Cancer was bad for you.

Apparently it's bad for society, too. xD

Kind of impressed that Aries and Scorpio are less prone to crime. Maybe there's a sense of justice that goes along with the Mars and anger in general? Or they just have a better sense of what's worth a fight and what isn't due to experience.
 

Blaze

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I always knew Cancer was bad for you.

Apparently it's bad for society, too. xD

Kind of impressed that Aries and Scorpio are less prone to crime. Maybe there's a sense of justice that goes along with the Mars and anger in general? Or they just have a better sense of what's worth a fight and what isn't due to experience.

:lol::lol::lol:

Well, Scorpio is too busy doing F.B.I and secret service work to bother with crime. An Aries is too busy doing manly stuff. *Sigh* that leaves crime to the cancers...man what a sad bunch we are. :tongue::lol:
 

Blaze

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lol funny statistic. they say some cancer's are crazy. maybe thats where it comes into play :unsure:

Every sign has crazy people! Water signs just do it best. :lol:

Scorpios are the real crazy people of the zodiac...says this Taurus ASC guy. :whistling:
 

tikana

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My mom is Cancer .. everytime we go eat seafood I tell her.. "Hey Mom I am barbarically slaughtering your relatives!"
I am a scorpio btw
 

tikana

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Hahahaha! :lol:

if i ever fall in love with FISHIES *poor Fishes*.... LOL i will sit and eat sun dried fish or slowly eat sushi in bed after each argument and if i will win and say "dont argue with me or i will wrap you in a seaweed and soak you in wasabi + soy sauce or peel you like i peel this sundried fish!"

if a scorpio male crosses my path, ohh boy ... i will tie him up and sit in bed and put nailpolish on or start doing homework ..

yeah i am a Water sign sadist..bahahha

T
 

Tessie

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if i ever fall in love with FISHIES *poor Fishes*.... LOL i will sit and eat sun dried fish or slowly eat sushi in bed after each argument and if i will win and say "dont argue with me or i will wrap you in a seaweed and soak you in wasabi + soy sauce or peel you like i peel this sundried fish!"

if a scorpio male crosses my path, ohh boy ... i will tie him up and sit in bed and put nailpolish on or start doing homework ..

yeah i am a Water sign sadist..bahahha

T

I was admiring your natural affinity to astrology evident, also, by your category perceptions... then the description did get a bit sadistic. Hahaha. That said, you are a fearless woman to engage tit-for-tat sadistic expression with another Scorpio. It always makes the think of the movie "War of the Roses." *Poor fishes,* indeed. :biggrin:
 

tikana

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I was admiring your natural affinity to astrology evident, also, by your category perceptions... then the description did get a bit sadistic. Hahaha. That said, you are a fearless woman to engage tit-for-tat sadistic expression with another Scorpio. It always makes the think of the movie "War of the Roses." *Poor fishes,* indeed. :biggrin:

well, i do have twisted sense of humor ..sun conj uranus
i have cornered the most twisted ppl .. i have had ppl ask "how do you set ppl up with your cornering?" :biggrin:

thank you for a kind compliment. Merc conj Uranus perfect for astrology
 

Tessie

Banned
well, i do have twisted sense of humor ..sun conj uranus
i have cornered the most twisted ppl .. i have had ppl ask "how do you set ppl up with your cornering?" :biggrin:

thank you for a kind compliment. Merc conj Uranus perfect for astrology

No worries! Have you seen War of the Roses (trailer in hyperlink)? They totally remind me of two Scorpio's you speak of! Hahaha.
 

CapAquaPis

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Cancers (would include me a Cancer ascendant) are known for comedy and in addition to my lack of limits and social boundaries for Aquarius' style of humor: we would be breaking obscenity laws! (I'm caught) :rightful:

Aquarians are among the least likely to commit crimes? WOW. :whistling: We're quite liberal in many things society might find "shocking", "disturbing" or "taboo", under the influence of Uranus the planet of rebellious tendencies. Then we're obedient to the law and not prone to commit crimes, misdemeanors or felonies, than most astrological signs of the zodiac.

Actually, to me as a Cancer ascendant, we know what our moral relativity lies...polyamory and socialism yes, pedophilia and communism NO. I view the sexual exploitation of children as abhorrent and immoral, and the idea of communist dictatorship over the lives of a nation's people as appalling and sinister.

And about my Taurus mother: she worked as a matron and dispatcher in local police or sheriff in the late 70s/early 80s. She takes the law seriously and taught me the importance of morals and ethics, then I'm brought up right to behave properly and respect social boundaries.
 

theoddone

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One of my best friends is a Cancer and there are moments where I'm sure he's imagined killing people. Although I've done the same thing but I have no prominent Cancer placement.

As an Aquarius moon, I doubt that Aquariuses are most likely to kill based on revenge...that's more of a Scorpio trait because once you **** off a Scorpio, the chances of them planning your death are very likely. Scorpios are passionate, venegeful, and do have that short temper. My rising sign also happens to be Scorpio as well and yes, I have planned out deaths in my mind but I will never go through it. Must be my friendly Aquarius moon that's stopping me. :p
 

Ernesto

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i dont take it that way although im not cancer but it is not relevant but since it is from gig point of view i will take it
 
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