Aren't socks wonderful


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Neptune part of me loves socks. Saturn finds them practical and Pluto finds extreme uses for them.


Look good in bed, feel better to take them off with your toss

Keep your feet warm

Make good dog toys

Can be stuffed with butter [aka food lotion]

Fun to set on fire

You can stuff them in people mouths

You can choke someone with them

They feel soft

You can use them to clean up messes

You can sling shot them at people
Random question what planet rules good lotion? What planet rules socks?