Right now: Moon at 3°58' Scorpio, Sun at 28°26' Gemini
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Which pet would go best with each sign?
Aries: Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!
Taurus: A turtle: itıs slow-moving, doesnıt need a lot of attention,
and wonıt compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesnıt compete with
its ownerıs place in the sun.
Virgo: Letıs see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at
7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food,
which will cost $3.86, including tax--
Libra: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active,
affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent
and wonıt require as much time and attention. Oh, I donıt know. What would you
do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. Whatıs not to
Sagittarius: A horse, of course! Letıs hope itıs got enough stamina to
keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius: A hamster. First, Iıve got to set up a detailed cage with
tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they donıt make anything
like that? Thatıs okay, Iım sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, theyıre
easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...