Right now: Moon at 7°51' Scorpio, Sun at 2°27' Gemini
How to Change a Lightbulb? & Astrology
Astrology Humour
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it?
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely
positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might
be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one,
they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about
the lightbulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the
grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it
for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013%.
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but
you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their
teleporting lessons well enough. OR, thanks to one of our website
visitors: None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest
of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is
really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter,
and--
Sun in Gemini
Moon in Scorpio
Mercury in Gemini
Venus in Gemini
Mars in Taurus
Jupiter in Gemini
Saturn in Scorpio
Uranus in Aries
Neptune in Pisces
Pluto in Capricorn
Next aspects of the Moon in Scorpio
Moon sextile Pluto Moon oppose Mars
