After Sex Comments & Astrology  ·  July 28, 2014, 24:33 GMT
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Right now: Moon at 28°28' Leo, Sun at 5°51' Leo
   

After Sex Comments & Astrology

Astrology Humour

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"


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  Sun in Leo
Moon in Leo
Mercury in Cancer
Venus in Cancer
Mars in Scorpio
Jupiter in Leo
Saturn in Scorpio
Uranus in Aries
Neptune in Pisces
Pluto in Capricorn

Void of course
Moon in Leo

Moon void of course


Sabian Symbols for this moment
For the Sun: An old fashioned 'conservative' woman is confronted by an up-to-date girl.
For the Moon: A mermaid emerges from the ocean ready for rebirth in human form.

Current Moon phase
Waxing Moon

Mansion of the Moon
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