halloween astrology

[bloodymingo]

This is my first time posting here, I found this on another site and found it to be funny so here you go.

Halloween Astrology- Author Unknown

Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

Leo plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.

Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.

Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal
route to take.

Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.

[Moondance]

Yes, it's pretty good. Welcome. This is a great site.

[clandestinehorrors]

the pisces one is funny they sound so innocent

[isismagdalenne]

Im a capricorn and I actually tried to do that this year LOL. But my man who is a Gemini drove me crazy by messing up the plan lol! He didnt make my daughter change costumes but he did get bored and kept hopping neighborhoods...rushing us in and out of the car hehe.