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Old 01-18-2012, 11:07 PM
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/0...-on-treadmill/

Also, what's with all that Scorpio hate? Scorpios are awesome

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Old 01-18-2012, 11:15 PM
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Well thats one of the problems with astrology, no one is born in time
True dat, JayM. If I'd only popped out two days earlier, I could have been a triple cap but kept my venus in pisces, a la zooey deschanel (aka who I want to be when I "grow up," only more of a hermit and apparently it's too late to put in a request for crazy blue eyes).

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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/0...-on-treadmill/

Also, what's with all that Scorpio hate? Scorpios are awesome
That's cool that Ben Huh of the Cheezburger network is on board with the SOPA/PIPA-bashing. Go Huh!

And DS, I have a half-baked hypothesis: it's more fun to tease Scorpios than Caps (we're supposedly boring which is a very ho hum stereotype to have because you can't even make fun of it properly), and Cancers (we don't want to hurt their feelings and we still want to be invited to their dinner next month), and Geminis (because whatever they said ten minutes ago doesn't apply anyway), and so forth until by process of elimination we're eventually left with Scorpio (as long as we run away before they come back to sting).

And Mandy, that was the first true WTF?! moment of this thread. What did you just subject me to??!?!
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:31 PM
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I thought it might be fitting (plus I have 1st house Uranus *hangs head in shame*).

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I thought it might be fitting (plus I have 1st house Uranus *hangs head in shame*)
Awwwww, no way, Mandy. You must continue to wave your Uranus freak flag high!

I have Uranus in 1st house too, actually. But it's conjunct Saturn -- maybe that's what gives me such a messed up sense of humor. I giggle every time I see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY
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I've seen all 3 of these. For some reason, people think Scorpio is the ultimate sign. I know a girl who thinks she's a Scorpio because Uranus is there. And then there's the countless people who go on and on about their Scorpio tendencies because they have Venus there
pssst...haven't you heard?...it's been discovered that....

PLUTO IS THE HIGHER OCTAVE OF MARS...!!!!
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:35 AM
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Renowned Intellect, socio-politico-econ Scientist and observer ~ chronicler of the Human Condition, ASTOR CLEMENT, explains the distribution of the taxation upon the wealth of the American middle class and the economic reality facing all Americans at this time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXxB...eature=related
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Old 01-19-2012, 04:31 PM
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Protest SOPA and PIPA!

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Old 01-19-2012, 09:34 PM
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WELL to heck with SOPA


...I do like PIPPA though....
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/0...-on-treadmill/

Also, what's with all that Scorpio hate? Scorpios are awesome
I agree...btw, is that a Buffalo Bull?
is this some sort of Taurus Avatar? ala N.Y. or Wyo. style?
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:46 PM
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WELL to heck with SOPA


...I do like PIPPA though....
Lol I was laughing at that too the other day. Like the adored Pipa now goes infamous.

But seriously, I'm still scared that this law might get its realization.
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Old 01-20-2012, 04:37 AM
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I agree...btw, is that a Buffalo Bull?
is this some sort of Taurus Avatar? ala N.Y. or Wyo. style?
Ox. I think that the Scorpion avatar doesn't describe me well. The eagle is pretty good, but I find that the eagle in nature has a tendency to steal food and be mean. Ox is peaceful, generous , and enduring. It's also my Chinese sign (IMO, both Chinese and Tropical are relevant in a chart) (fire Ox). Oxen are generally considered to be boring, but I think the influence of my scorpio sun and Leo ascendent help balance that out (however, my Leo ascendent only comes out on the Internet, lol).
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Old 01-20-2012, 03:37 PM
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Maybe you are the dove DS.
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Ox. I think that the Scorpion avatar doesn't describe me well. The eagle is pretty good, but I find that the eagle in nature has a tendency to steal food and be mean. Ox is peaceful, generous , and enduring. It's also my Chinese sign (IMO, both Chinese and Tropical are relevant in a chart) (fire Ox). Oxen are generally considered to be boring, but I think the influence of my scorpio sun and Leo ascendent help balance that out (however, my Leo ascendent only comes out on the Internet, lol).
An Ox..!!!....I should of recognized it. ...and it's kind of embarrassing as I was told to start learning and studying 'Runes' for future use by my clairvoyant friend.
The Uruz rune...named for the auroch, the now extinct wild ox of Europe/Western Asia.

HEY WHERE'S THE RUNES APP.?
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...Speaking of 'Shopped'...but a perfect example of .....druuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm-roll




...Uranus in Pisces...!
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just because...[I'm bored and i don't feel like writing about astrology.]







...so tell me. Is it cropped or a perfect example of Scorpio in the 'Royal House'..?
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Speaking of Dawgs....
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Maybe you are the dove DS.
What makes you say that?
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Dove is the third stage of Scorpio, peaceful and enlightened.....
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Dove is the third stage of Scorpio, peaceful and enlightened.....
Good idea

I had read eagle somewhere (as the 3rd totem), but dove sounds better.
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WTF? I was born at the right time!



Yeshua/Jesus was...how else would 'They' have known.
If you think about it...if I'm correct that his being is perfectly exemplified by His astrological natal chart..then it becomes very clear...why God had a hand in the conception if you so believe that God did [The 'Annunciation" people...not the 'Immaculate Conception', a very, very common mis-understanding...that was as to Mary's birth to Hannah/Anne...]..it had to be timed so perfectly that God couldn't rely upon a mortal man to...ahem...'perform' as per req.
...this is all...IMH [and maybe blasphemous and or heretical] O....of course.
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Dove is the third stage of Scorpio, peaceful and enlightened.....
Isn't it the scorpion, eagle then the phoenix?
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Isn't it the scorpion, eagle then the phoenix?
I know it like this too.
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I might switch to a phoenix later, but I'll stick with the dove for right now.
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WELL to heck with SOPA


...I do like PIPPA though....
I dont get what men see in Pippa, really? She's so plain Jane.
I prefer my dog Poppy.
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