The Signs at a Holiday Party

[queenfluff]

How to spot the signs at a holiday party? What do you guys think? (I made this one up on the fly. )

Aries: works the party in half an hour and is out the door
Taurus: permanently parked by the desserts
Gemini: wonders how many phone numbers they can get before the party is over
Cancer: in charge of all the kiddie games
Leo: checking out their hair in the reflection of the tree ornaments
Virgo: busy alphabetizing all the gifts and picking up dirty dishes
Libra: wondering if they are the best looking guest there
Scorpio: in the corner wondering whether the world will end this New years
Sagittarius: wishing they had gone on that holiday cruise instead
Capricorn: there are none at the party because they are all working overtime
Aquarius: thinking that holidays are too traditional for them, why did they come and how can they liven the party up
Pisces: in charge of all the drinking games.

[juicey J.]

Good job. I would also say for leo surrounded by lots of people especially from the opposite sex.

[Claire19]

Absolutely terrific!! Spot on...

My contribution.


Aries arrives in his hot red sports car, black and white shirt, pushes his way to the food table and hits on the hottest chick in the room.

Taurus comes in green dress, bringing chocolates and a potted plant for the hostess, then sits out on the lawn, singing carols.

Gemini brings her sister, chats a while, checks her diary and then flits on to the next party to see her school chums.

Cancer throws a poolside party at home for her childcare group, serves hot toddies and home baked cookies. Mother co-hosts the party
wearing her pearls and oystershell ear rings.

Leo throws party for his local young theatre group, arrives bedecked with gold jewellery, big hair style, making an entrance with a quick soft shoe shuffle.

Virgo holds a party for her workmates at her local organic food cafe, brings her puppy, wearing white, helps serve the guests and cleans up later.

Libra arrives in a pastel gown with her partner, socialises with everyone in turn, brings beauty lotions for the hostess but cant decide when to go home.

Scorpio throws a corporate party,with plenty of mistletoe, hires a clairvoyant to give readings, wearing a tight black and red dress, stilettos and later joins the sex orgy in the backroom.

Sagittarius comes bearded, looking like Santa Claus, telling tall stories and adding an air of joviality to the scene. Distributes gifts all around gathered from his travels abroad.

Capricorn holds soiree just for her boss and other high profile associates, providing vintage wines and goats cheese nibbles. Talks business and career strategy all night.

Aquarius sends out invitations via the net for a party at his local club. Sits playing computer games all night. Donates money to the third world rather than buying CHristmas gifts.

Pisces holds party at a seaside restaurant, gets lost and arrives late, drunk and in tears. Sobers up with strong coffee and goes for a swim.

[juicey J.]

As much as I hate to be the annoying corrective guy unless a scorpio has lots of 8th house planets, a mars rising or square to mars and/or lots of squares or conjunctions to mars, they wouldn't expose themselves by being involved in a sex orgy (now sneaking off with some one to have a tryst they will both take to their graves, now this is more like your average scorpio) Now, an aquarius with a highly sexual chart is even more likely then the scorpio to join the sex party to show they don't play by society's rules. In fact out of curosity using wikipedia and the bdays of over 200 adult stars (they have a whole section believe it or not) Scorpio is the sign second only to Taurus(which, seems to be insanely low) for being least likely to become a adult star. The highest seemed to be aries, Sag, Gemini, and Aquarius (leo is fairly high as well). A scorpio is highly sexual yes but its on average a deep and private sign. Heck even Pisces and virgo seemed on average to be a bit higher then Scorpio in this department. Also, I heard and I don't know if its true, that statistically a good number of female strippers are scorpios. This would somewhat fit because the vast majority of strippers don't have sex with their cliental (the female ones, some of the male one's are another story) and teasing people with what they aren't going to be getting does fit scorpio.

[MTTY05]

Originally Posted by Claire19

Virgo holds a party for her workmates at her local organic food cafe, brings her puppy, wearing white, helps serve the guests and cleans up later.

Great job folks, these lists were pretty funny.

And what's with the Virgo and dogs thing? I've read serious and comedic comments on this site and other sites about Virgo's having dogs, and taking them everywhere lol.

[Claire19]

Virgo is the sign of small domestic animals originally those for sustenance such as goats, chickens, cows and any animal that we could tend, providing food and clothing. But nowadays includes just our pets as the concept of keeping animals just for the love of them, has not always been so.

[Claire19]

Originally Posted by juicey J.

As much as I hate to be the annoying corrective guy unless a scorpio has lots of 8th house planets, a mars rising or square to mars and/or lots of squares or conjunctions to mars, they wouldn't expose themselves by being involved in a sex orgy (now sneaking off with some one to have a tryst they will both take to their graves, now this is more like your average scorpio) Now, an aquarius with a highly sexual chart is even more likely then the scorpio to join the sex party to show they don't play by society's rules. In fact out of curosity using wikipedia and the bdays of over 200 adult stars (they have a whole section believe it or not) Scorpio is the sign second only to Taurus(which, seems to be insanely low) for being least likely to become a adult star. The highest seemed to be aries, Sag, Gemini, and Aquarius (leo is fairly high as well). A scorpio is highly sexual yes but its on average a deep and private sign. Heck even Pisces and virgo seemed on average to be a bit higher then Scorpio in this department. Also, I heard and I don't know if its true, that statistically a good number of female strippers are scorpios. This would somewhat fit because the vast majority of strippers don't have sex with their cliental (the female ones, some of the male one's are another story) and teasing people with what they aren't going to be getting does fit scorpio.

We are just using general stereotypes. You are taking it all too seriously and over analysing a fun thread.

[Claire19]

Originally Posted by MTTY05

Great job folks, these lists were pretty funny.

And what's with the Virgo and dogs thing? I've read serious and comedic comments on this site and other sites about Virgo's having dogs, and taking them everywhere lol.

Aren't they fun. I have had great pleasure with this thread.

[queenfluff]

Originally Posted by MTTY05

Great job folks, these lists were pretty funny.

And what's with the Virgo and dogs thing? I've read serious and comedic comments on this site and other sites about Virgo's having dogs, and taking them everywhere lol.

Don't know. I have no dogs. I have cats though. Unfortunatley, they are afraid to venture outside the house. My guess is that Virgos like to take care of things - so they probably like to have those little dogs around to pamper and serve.

[queenfluff]

Originally Posted by Claire19

Absolutely terrific!! Spot on...

My contribution.


Aries arrives in his hot red sports car, black and white shirt, pushes his way to the food table and hits on the hottest chick in the room.

Taurus comes in green dress, bringing chocolates and a potted plant for the hostess, then sits out on the lawn, singing carols.

Gemini brings her sister, chats a while, checks her diary and then flits on to the next party to see her school chums.

Cancer throws a poolside party at home for her childcare group, serves hot toddies and home baked cookies. Mother co-hosts the party
wearing her pearls and oystershell ear rings.

Leo throws party for his local young theatre group, arrives bedecked with gold jewellery, big hair style, making an entrance with a quick soft shoe shuffle.

Virgo holds a party for her workmates at her local organic food cafe, brings her puppy, wearing white, helps serve the guests and cleans up later.

Libra arrives in a pastel gown with her partner, socialises with everyone in turn, brings beauty lotions for the hostess but cant decide when to go home.

Scorpio throws a corporate party,with plenty of mistletoe, hires a clairvoyant to give readings, wearing a tight black and red dress, stilettos and later joins the sex orgy in the backroom.

Sagittarius comes bearded, looking like Santa Clause, telling tall stories and adding an air of joviality to the scene. Distributes gifts all around gathered from his travels abroad.

Capricorn holds soiree just for her boss and other high profile associates, providing vintage wines and goats cheese nibbles. Talks business and career strategy all night.

Aquarius sends out invitations via the net for a party at his local club. Sits playing computer games all night. Donates money to the third world rather than buying CHristmas gifts.

Pisces holds party at a seaside restaurant, gets lost and arrives late, drunk and in tears. Sobers up with strong coffee and goes for a swim.

Great job Claire! I like your Pisces.. hehe.

I don't own any white but the rest is probably true for Virgo, Because I have a Scorpio Rising I might be dressed in the red and black dress.

[MTTY05]

Originally Posted by Claire19

Virgo is the sign of small domestic animals originally those for sustenance such as goats, chickens, cows and any animal that we could tend, providing food and clothing. But nowadays includes just our pets as the concept of keeping animals just for the love of them, has not always been so.

Ohhh ok, good to know. I never knew that about that before.

Makes sense too considering that Virgo is the sign of the harvest at the end of summer.

[queenfluff]

Originally Posted by MTTY05

Ohhh ok, good to know. I never knew that about that before.

Makes sense too considering that Virgo is the sign of the harvest at the end of summer.

Boy, I sound like a crazy farmer.

[MTTY05]

Originally Posted by queenfluff

Don't know. I have no dogs. I have cats though. Unfortunatley, they are afraid to venture outside the outside. My guess is that Virgos like to take care of things - so they probably like to have those little dogs around to pamper and serve.

Yea I agree, and I'm a Virgo too. My family members just left today after spending Christmas here. Its funny because I enjoy seeing their dog nearly as much as I do seeing them here.

Walking the dog, taking him to the dog park, & etc. are all things that I did that they didn't care to do while they were here. I gladly completed these tasks just bc I like dogs, and that dog in particular especially, lol.

If I was allowed to have a dog here in my apartment complex for more than a few days I totally would.

[chris]

Originally Posted by queenfluff

How to spot the signs at a holiday party? What do you guys think? (I made this one up on the fly. )

Aries: works the party in half an hour and is out the door
Taurus: permanently parked by the desserts
Gemini: wonders how many phone numbers they can get before the party is over
Cancer: in charge of all the kiddie games
Leo: checking out their hair in the reflection of the tree ornaments
Virgo: busy alphabetizing all the gifts and picking up dirty dishes
Libra: wondering if they are the best looking guest there
Scorpio: in the corner wondering whether the world will end this New years
Sagittarius: wishing they had gone on that holiday cruise instead
Capricorn: there are none at the party because they are all working overtime
Aquarius: thinking that holidays are too traditional for them, why did they come and how can they liven the party up
Pisces: in charge of all the drinking games.

I'd fit the Gemini more than Cancer! That's exactly what I would do, get as many phone numbers as possible! XD

[Claire19]

Originally Posted by queenfluff

Don't know. I have no dogs. I have cats though. Unfortunatley, they are afraid to venture outside the house. My guess is that Virgos like to take care of things - so they probably like to have those little dogs around to pamper and serve.

Well, I am sure that some Virgos have larger animals. But the key word is domestic.

Horses for instance would belong with Sagittarius. Virgos are all about everyday ritual and service and that includes housing, food and clothing and general health issues.

[queenfluff]

Originally Posted by chris

I'd fit the Gemini more than Cancer! That's exactly what I would do, get as many phone numbers as possible! XD

Do you have a Gemini Rising, Mars or Venus maybe?

All the Geminis I have met so far seem to be, ahem "gigaloo" types. I am waiting to meet one that isn't. The Gemini wouldn't be getting my number - Geminis and I do not get along - although I am sure they would not spend too much time trying to get my number because they can never stay in one place for very long and get bored too quickly and I catch on to their Mercury and games. They should just get a box with a slit in it. "Numbers here." LOL!

I could see Aries and Leo being possible number collectors too though. Never thought of a Cancer doing it though.

[queenfluff]

Originally Posted by Claire19

Well, I am sure that some Virgos have larger animals. But the key word is domestic.

Horses for instance would belong with Sagittarius. Virgos are all about everyday ritual and service and that includes housing, food and clothing and general health issues.

I tend to be attracted to small animals and birds esp. odd looking birds and birds of prey. I think that is my Scorpio Rising there - phoenix and eagle. I used to be a zookeeper with birds but I like all kinds of animals - not necessary spiders though.

I think I ended up with cats because most of the places I have lived in only allowed cats and no dogs - otherwise, I might have a Taco Bell dog.

[chris]

Originally Posted by queenfluff

Do you have a Gemini Rising, Mars or Venus maybe?

All the Geminis I have met so far seem to be, ahem "gigaloo" types. I am waiting to meet one that isn't. The Gemini wouldn't be getting my number - Geminis and I do not get along - although I am sure they would not spend too much time trying to get my number because they can never stay in one place for very long and get bored too quickly and I catch on to their Mercury and games. They should just get a box with a slit in it. "Numbers here." LOL!

I could see Aries and Leo being possible number collectors too though. Never thought of a Cancer doing it though.

My Venus is in Gemini conjunct Mercury.

And Leo's wouldn't collect numbers, people might just walk up to them and give 'em their number. XD a Leo friend of mine had that happen at a party once.

[MSO]

Libra walks up to the front door and freezes. For some reason they have 2 different rooms for the party, both of which look equally appealing. He agonizes for several minutes until he spots a well endowed woman walking into the room on the left. She never knew what hit her.

[juicey J.]

Originally Posted by claire19

we are just using general stereotypes. You are taking it all too seriously and over analysing a fun thread.

over analysing nothing you got the general stereotype of scorpio wrong (period) please get this through your head. Your average scorpio would not get involved in some sex orgy because they don't like to expose themselves and most wouldn't do something so faux pas. True they might have a secert tryst with someone but it will be someone who they are attracted to and care about and will be as discreet as possible about it.

[Claire19]

Originally Posted by queenfluff

Great job Claire! I like your Pisces.. hehe.

I don't own any white but the rest is probably true for Virgo, Because I have a Scorpio Rising I might be dressed in the red and black dress.

Over the top was Pisces......
Aries in the house of clothing means you would probably wear the black and red for sure...

Virgo also likes navy, khaki, uniform type clothing I have found.

[Claire19]

Originally Posted by juicey J.

over analysing nothing you got the general stereotype of scorpio wrong (period) please get this through your head. Your average scorpio would not get involved in some sex orgy because they don't like to expose themselves and most wouldn't do something so faux pas. True they might have a secert tryst with someone but it will be someone who they are attracted to and care about and will be as discreet as possible about it.

Please dont take any of this personally. You are over reacting!!!!!!. It is a fun thread and nothing is directed at you. Just very general. Sorry you cant see the humour in it all.

[EhTeam]

@ queenfluff: Thank you for this post! I would find my reflection in an ornament, spoon, broach, etc....

@Claire: Hosting a party is my specialty.

@juicey J.: Thank you very much for posting the information on Scorpio and information to back up who is actually more randy. These are always stereotypical, but it's nice to see some astrology put in.

@Chris: You are right, I, and leo friends I know, wouldn't go out of our way to collect numbers, yet we acquire them in numbers. I work with a guy who has dubbed me his 'best wing man EVER'.

[juicey J.]

Originally Posted by Claire19

Please dont take any of this personally. You are over reacting!!!!!!. It is a fun thread and nothing is directed at you. Just very general. Sorry you cant see the humour in it all.

oh i do see the humor all your other sign descriptions made me chuckle at how accurate they were (at least when speaking in average) but the scorpio one i found to be grossly in accurate, its quite humorous for how over the top it is but its humorous for a slightly different reason then the rest of your post. Sorry but being air dominate I analyze and intellectualyze every thing including my humor. You do so but in a more automatic way, for example if a comedian doesn't make a lick of sense to you your likely not going to find he/she funny.

[HeyPlayGirl]

"Libra: wondering if they are the best looking guest there
Scorpio: in the corner wondering whether the world will end this New years"


i love these two lol