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Old 04-15-2010, 06:51 AM
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Chocastrology

Aries wants the energy rush and doesnt share. Likes the spicy combination of chili with chocolate. Likes the chequered patterns of the dark and white squares. Reminds them of the racetrack flag.

Taurus buys chocolates on sale and eats them on the couch, savouring the slow melting sensation on the tongue. Likes the rose shaped chocolates in particular especially the strawberry centres.

Gemini wants two pieces and some for the neighbours. Debates the pros and cons of various blends. Lectures on the origins of chocolate from Central America.

Cancer like to make their own and with low caffeine for the children. Milk chocolate is a favourite eaten with family.

Leo likes the gold wrapped boxes and luxury brands indulged in whilst at the theatre.

Virgo sells in the chocolatier and specialises in low cal and organic alternatives of carob.

Libra cant decide which brand to buy, chooses the prettiest box tied with pastel ribbons and then shares them with partner.

Scorpio likes their chocolate dark and bitter and prefer to eat others offerings. Sees chocolate as a seduction tool. Likes the white and dark blocks in combination.

Sagittarius likes the imported blends and the bigger the box the better. Becomes a student of the origins of chocolate. The caffeine rush helps them to play sports better.

Capricorn likes the dark, thin wafers but only a little. Fancies themselves an authority of the different brands and blends.

Aquarius likes the new combinations and blends and enjoys the vending machine varieties. Will experiment with different tastes and sends boxes to third world countries as a treat.

Pisces craves the liqueur chocolates and all with a glass of wine, all eaten alone and in secret.. Loves those seashell and seahorse shapes.

Anyone else with their own scenarios!!


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hehe what a cute post!
now where's my low cal organic chocolate!
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Pisces sun - Aquarius moon - Libra ascendant.

i might choose the 'prettiest' box of chocolates that 'could' be used for humanitarian causes, but instead get eat them alone in tandem with slugs of whiskey...

then feel self-conscious about it, endeavour into humanitarian causes with a kind smile, and slug whiskey, again, all alone in the bathtub of a stranger's abode.


i think that suits the given placements.
That is so funny And with Ipod on, technology of the new age, again Aquarian...
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hehe what a cute post!
now where's my low cal organic chocolate!
Hey why bother! It is like decaf coffee. What is the point.
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Capricorn Sun, Pisces Moon

Loves the best quality chocolates, in moderation, for times of emotional need

Venus in Aquarius - likes these best quality, moderate chocolates to be a bit weird in design. Perhaps designed by some eccentric.

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Libran stellium loves to indulge in dark chocolate ... but Virgo Asc berates when I put on weight from said indulging
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Capricorn Sun, Pisces Moon

Loves the best quality chocolates, in moderation, for times of emotional need

Venus in Aquarius - likes these best quality, moderate chocolates to be a bit weird in design. Perhaps designed by some eccentric.

I should have included the Venus sign you are right...... as it deals with sweets.

I have it Libra with a Taurus Moon and have chocolate in the house all the time. I try to be moderate with it and only eat the dark as it has anti oxidants. Is that my Venus sextile Pluto in the house of health the 6th.....

Venus in Aquarius can buy chocolate for a fundraiser for the third world like they do at the schools. They can come in the shape of lightning, all zig zag. Are there any like that??

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Venus in Aquarius, Pisces Moon, Cap Sun, I do usually buy those unusual shell shaped chocolates for my dear friends. I prefer getting them chocos that are a little different and good quality Lately have been indulging a bit myself, transit Jupiter conjunct natal Ceres, Jupiter and square Ascendant! My appearance is in danger of expanding!
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Libran stellium loves to indulge in dark chocolate ... but Virgo Asc berates when I put on weight from said indulging
I have a Libra stellium and in the 8th with Venus in Libra there!!!. Needless to say I am a chocoholic, well at least I have few pieces every day. Have to watch my blood sugar. This can be a Venusian problem. My 6th house stellium tells me that the dark has anti oxidants and is good for me.
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I should have included the Venus sign you are right...... as it deals with sweets.

I have it Libra with a Taurus Moon and have chocolate in the house all the time. I try to be moderate with it and only eat the dark as it has anti oxidants. Is that my Venus sextile Pluto in the house of health the 6th.....
Ah yes, dark chocolate, I forgot that is good for you. Mmm organic dark chocolate. Sensible Cap Sun likes the idea of that, Pisces Moon also wouldn't say no to the taste sensation!

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