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01-13-2010, 07:49 PM
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Lines you wish you could use
.... in a job interview:
* Of course I won't make a fool of myself at the Christmas party.... I have Saturn conjunct my MC.
* I don't hold any grudges... my sun conjuncts my moon and therefore disables my memory.
* Jupiter transits my 2nd house in a few weeks time... can we discuss a pay rise then? Don't say you didn't see it coming!
* What is your birth date please and I simply must know your birth time too so that I can see if we're astrologically compatible.
* I have a packed Libran stellium... Do you have a more aesthetically pleasing office than this?
* Mercury is my chart ruler - of course I'm naturally capable of communicating with shareholders, staff and customers!
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01-14-2010, 01:13 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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* What is your birth date please and I simply must know your birth time too so that I can see if we're astrologically compatible.
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Said it. But not in a job interview but for a girlfriend "interview." lol
But I'll say anything after "Hi."
My last three girlfriends:
1. "Hi, do you wanna get married?"
2. "Hi, check out my new iPhone."
3. "Hi, do you speak English?"
Unfortunately my "Hi, when were you born?" line didn't get to a first date.  
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01-14-2010, 01:47 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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Kam, if you would have met me in real life and asked me that question, I would have understood perfectly... no problem.
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01-14-2010, 02:31 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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Kam, if you would have met me in real life and asked me that question, I would have understood perfectly... no problem.

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YES !! Thank goodness for the Internet, & AC so we can all sort that out, sometimes even before "hello." You know, that would be a good match-making service !! astro-matchmaker.com.. I'm sure it's out there somewhere. I wanna believe.
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01-14-2010, 02:33 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
Hmm... I think you could be onto something here....wanna start up a business? LOL!
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01-14-2010, 02:43 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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Hmm... I think you could be onto something here....wanna start up a business? LOL!
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Yeah I need to do something. I've made a number of love connections in my life, all unintentional, but I wouldn't wanna play God too much. But how cool would it be if we had an astro singles site? All those lonely Venuses in whatever searching for love, maybe finding it, & also learning astrology. It must exist. If it doesn't, you should start one. But give me free membership since it was my idea.
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01-14-2010, 02:48 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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Yeah I need to do something. I've made a number of love connections in my life, all unintentional, but I wouldn't wanna play God too much. But how cool would it be if we had an astro singles site? All those lonely Venuses in whatever searching for love, maybe finding it, & also learning astrology. It must exist. If it doesn't, you should start one. But give me free membership since it was my idea. 
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Google "astro match dating" - who knows who you may find... there are even sites for sexual compatibility astrology
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01-14-2010, 10:51 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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No everyone appreciates an astrologically aware potential boy/girl friend ... they don't know what they miss !!!!  
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01-14-2010, 01:46 PM
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Yeah my last two girlfriends, I always have compared synastry, explained their charts & why they feel certain things, why they did this or that, attracted so-n-so, were attracted to said dude. Now they think I'm a magic man & I gotta be very careful not to sidetrack them, cause they both take to heart everything I see, think & feel. But it's cool cause I see in our charts why we came together, why the ex fell in love her man. It would be nice though to have a chick that knew more astro than me, or at least posted my chart on the boards asking, "why why why" or "can it work??", "is this my soulmate??" LOL
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01-19-2011, 12:21 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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* What is your birth date please and I simply must know your birth time too so that I can see if we're astrologically compatible. 
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Wish that could come out of my lips on a date.  Never. I can't get past a vague asking of the birthday if it comes up. I don't want them to know! LOL!
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01-19-2011, 01:27 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
Hmm.
Maybe I'll think twice next time I date and offload astrology on them. It's a belief system, right? In the same way that I don't think we could force a religion on someone, I'm not sure I'd delve into a date/partner's astrology. If it's a belief system, like all others, we have to accept that tiny possibility that we're 'wrong' or at least that we all have different ways of arriving at our own truths, therefore, not tell them that they 'don't know' something?
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01-19-2011, 05:15 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
I would totally love to get the birth info up front on a date so I can run the chart and synasty- so I don't have to waste my time!
I love it when I find out what someones I don't know so well Sun sign is esp. if i have been guessing for (Oh yeah, they are so stubborn, controlling, bossy and inflexible - they must be a Capricorn) and I have a few choices in mind and yeppers, one of them was right.
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01-19-2011, 05:44 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
These are great- i enjoyed reading them
I completely agree with the 4th point...would be something i could picture myself saying !
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01-19-2011, 06:47 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
Mercury in Gemini in the 7th... I'm incredibly smart and intellectually appealing.
Venus in Gemini... Sure, I might have another partner right now, but why can't I have you too?? :P
Sun in the 7th house... Anything to keep us together... :P
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Sun in Cancer, Moon in Taurus, Sagittarius Rising
Sun, Mercury, and Venus in the 7th house! Look out ladies :P
My blog: http://trailingthestars.blogspot.com
Ascendant 6 Sagittarius: Cupid knocks on the door of a human heart.
Descendant 6 Gemini: Workmen drilling for oil.
Midheaven 11 Virgo: A boy moulded in his mother's aspirations for him
IC 11 Pisces: Men traveling a narrow path, seeking illumination.
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01-20-2011, 01:48 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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Google "astro match dating" - who knows who you may find... there are even sites for sexual compatibility astrology 
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There is one but I haven't joined it yet. I bet its expensive.
http://www.starmatch.com/cgi-bin/preview.exe
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01-20-2011, 02:02 AM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
Mars Square Uranus - "There is no one weirder than me. Not even close."
Venus Square Neptune - "You are only an illusion to me."
Venus in Leo - "You better start memorizing Shakespeare."
Neptune Conjunct Ascendant - "I'm a fanatasy to you."
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01-24-2011, 10:53 PM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
I have Saturn trine MC and of course I will work hard and get ahead in the company.
I have Mercury conjunct that Saturn in the 6th and willing do learn on the job and do any courses or training that is required. I am good with detail and
computer literate.
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01-24-2011, 10:57 PM
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Re: Lines you wish you could use
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Wish that could come out of my lips on a date.  Never. I can't get past a vague asking of the birthday if it comes up. I don't want them to know! LOL!
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How about I was born at etc etc and what time of day were you born. Do you feel better in the morning or evening, sort of thing......just kind of slip it in.....
I agree that the birth date is very important to get upfront to suss out if they are going to be compatible or what are the dangers.......
You could say you look like someone I know. He, she is a Gemini, what are you etc.
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02-17-2011, 12:10 AM
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Neptune in 10th house conjunct MC - "my occupation is dreaming and living in fantasy land"
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