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The witty Irish priest.
...it's a giggle...enjoy!
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .
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> Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It
> was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
>
> He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath
> of the beautiful day outside.
>
> He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the
> middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local
> police station......
>
> The conversation went like this:
>
> ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I
> help you?''
>
> ''And the best of the day te yerself. This is
> Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.
> There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
>
> Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,
> replied with a smirk,
> ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that
> you people took care
> of the last rites!''
>
> There was dead silence on the line for a long
> moment.................
>
> Father O'Malley
> then replied: ''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but
> we are also obliged to notify the next of
kin.
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"Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men" General George S. Patton U.S. Army born 11/11/1885 San Gabriel, Calif.
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