How did _____ cross the road?

[Howl]

How did Aries cross the road?
Immediately, because the little red man told her not to.

How did Taurus cross the road?
She didn't, you're supposed to pick her up. Bring flowers!

How did Gemini cross the road?
Once one way, then back again to start a conversation with the squegee windscreen washer man

How did Cancer cross the road?
Holding an old lady's hand, and her shopping too.

How did Leo cross the road?
She stopped traffic

How did Virgo cross the road?
She's too busy at the zebra crossing directing traffic to usher children across.

How did Libra cross the road?
With the first good looking man to walk by.

How did Scorpio cross the road?
The cars drove around her.

How did Sagittarius cross the road?
She's thumbing a lift instead, because where DOES this road go, anyway?

How did Capricorn cross the road?
At the green light crossing, like everybody else should.

How did Aquarius cross the road?
While mentally redesigning the intesection. Actually, the use of cars is altogether quite archaic...

How did Pisces cross the road?
She's bravely facing oncoming traffic, clutching a green tree frog that needs 'rescuing'.