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01-20-2009, 06:28 PM
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Just for laughs - "Did they mean to say that???!!!"
I thought a little humor would be in order. So, in honor of Mercury Retrograde and the Moon being in happy-go-lucky, look over the details Sagittarius.....
here is a thread to post verbal "goof-ups" on. You know, where someone says or writes something, and it just comes out in entirely the wrong way - and they are oblivious to it? 
For starters: From "Breaking Christian News"
(Check out the 4th headline - I about fell off of my chair!)
Or was it just me? :34:
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01-23-2009, 04:02 PM
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Re: Just for laughs - "Did they mean to say that???!!!"
...funny stuff, Freedomlover...here's another in that vein:
Mishap on BA Transatlantic Flight
After a British Airways flight reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to
Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good
so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH,
MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot
coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled,
'Well, faith and begorrah,you should see the back of mine!'
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01-24-2009, 01:51 PM
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Re: Just for laughs - "Did they mean to say that???!!!"
...Okay, here's another in the same category...more or less...have a giggle!
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honour, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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01-24-2009, 02:01 PM
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Re: Just for laughs - "Did they mean to say that???!!!"
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02-01-2009, 12:33 PM
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Re: Just for laughs - "Did they mean to say that???!!!"
...cute, I love this one...:38:
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Me
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
Pregnant
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02-01-2009, 01:24 PM
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Re: Just for laughs - "Did they mean to say that???!!!"
Thank you, you made me laugh 
My best regards...
Natasa
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