DukeMania555
Banned
Normally, Mercury in Cancer by itself is a slow-thinking placement, but in my case my thinking is SUPER quick and decisive... penetrative, even. I really dislike "slowness" and prefer things to go fasssst or else I will go batshit crazy.
For example, one time I had to take this "mental test" that determines your ability to reason, solve word puzzles, and mental clarity. The researcher who conducted the test told me that it takes most people 3 minutes to finish. Anyways, I took the test and I was able to finish in roughly 50 SECONDS... like, not even a minute yet. I also got all the answers correctly. When I notified the researcher that I was done, she was shocked and gave me a weird look and told me that I'm "hella quick".
Of course, she was thoroughly impressed with my profound fast-thinking abilities and went to tell everyone else in the room. She said that in the last 10 years of her working here, she's NEVER seen anyone who finished the test so quickly. I, of course, being the proud guy that I am was the FIRST to finish the test with such speedy precision.
What in my chart makes me a quick thinker?
For example, one time I had to take this "mental test" that determines your ability to reason, solve word puzzles, and mental clarity. The researcher who conducted the test told me that it takes most people 3 minutes to finish. Anyways, I took the test and I was able to finish in roughly 50 SECONDS... like, not even a minute yet. I also got all the answers correctly. When I notified the researcher that I was done, she was shocked and gave me a weird look and told me that I'm "hella quick".
Of course, she was thoroughly impressed with my profound fast-thinking abilities and went to tell everyone else in the room. She said that in the last 10 years of her working here, she's NEVER seen anyone who finished the test so quickly. I, of course, being the proud guy that I am was the FIRST to finish the test with such speedy precision.
What in my chart makes me a quick thinker?