natasa812
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The poor Sagittarius had one of her impulsive fire moments... and then, the Virgo came in bedroom... Which was the purpose of course... First, the temperature of the room was not ``good enough`` so, he opend the window - half opened (45o exactly) and then, the fresh air came in so Sagittarius woman was happy - but for a moment only... Because, now we had a ``lot of light``coming from the street so we had to put down the roll-up (to the half of the window EXACTLY)... Than, we had to close the window, because of too much cold fresh air coming in (the ``light matter`` was fine now) - so the temperature is falling and maybe Sagittarius woman get cold (Virgo asking ``Are you cold`` - Sagittarius ``cold`` in a moment like this, but anyway)... Than, he forgot the light in the livingroom - so he HAD TO swich it off (economy in the house! - what is that for the Sagittarius?). He comes back and finaly, he looks at his Sagittarius woman, and finds out that her left leg is not in the ``right`` position (which one is that?) and also the right hand - so, the Virgo ``puts`` her leg and her hand in to the right, full of ``sex appeal position`` (with 90o angle (EXACTLY!) to the other hand) and then tells her to turn on her left (probably to achieve ``more`` sex appeal...) So, the Sagittarius (who in the meantime got bored, angry, delirius, so sagittariusly spontaneously tired of so much order in the room ( - FIRE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING LONG TIME AGO -)... felt a sleep on her left side of the body... (the sex appeal one). The next thing Sagittarius felt was someone (the Virgo -who else) hitching her and asking ``YOU ARE SLEEPING? Yoy CAN sleep now? (He meant: you CAN ``during`` the ``making love`` procedure... - it was ``making love moment`` if you did not understand) He didnt speak with his Sagittarius for 2 days...
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
DANGER: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME IF YOU HAVE A SAGITTARIUS PARTNER!
DANGER No 2: DEAR VIRGO, DONT TRY TO REGULATE THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE SAGITTARIUS IN THE ROOM - IT IS RISING ANYWAY.
DANGER No 3: (FOR SAGITTARIUS ONLY) - THIS IS A GUIDE BOOK ON HOW TO PUT A SAGITTARIUS AT SLEEP - SO BE CAREFUL - THAY COULD USE THIS AGAINST US
P.S.
The husband is ex now
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
DANGER: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME IF YOU HAVE A SAGITTARIUS PARTNER!
DANGER No 2: DEAR VIRGO, DONT TRY TO REGULATE THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE SAGITTARIUS IN THE ROOM - IT IS RISING ANYWAY.
DANGER No 3: (FOR SAGITTARIUS ONLY) - THIS IS A GUIDE BOOK ON HOW TO PUT A SAGITTARIUS AT SLEEP - SO BE CAREFUL - THAY COULD USE THIS AGAINST US
P.S.
The husband is ex now