Captioned Photos: An Album

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"Yes, Virginia, there is a Sandy Claws. In fact were having him for dinner tonight."

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"Booty Is In The Hands Of The 'B' Holder"

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"Meanwhile...in Texas..."

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Really now?

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The horribly mutilated body of a young, California male, carrot was found in the lunchbox of an employee of the Monsanto Research Lab, today at a traffic stop. Local police were called off the scene by federal C.C.C.S.I. agents, who then blacked out the media. Last report said that missing torso, head and...ahem..."member", were still missing and that two hamsters found at the scene were taken in for questioning.

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I'm in my sixth Bardo... also known as the 'Sip-da Bardo'.

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uranus in pisces

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Bottlenosed Baby!

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...meanwhile...

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Kissing A$$ on Capitol Hill ain't so bad...you just got to get the taste out of your mouth