1 Inappropriate Tarot Card Reading to the firs 5!

SagiCap

Well-known member
I will draw one tarot for your question, but beware, your reading may be "inappropriate". :whistling:

DISCLAIMER: No one is allowed to be mad at me. I'm just reading what the cards are insulting, ................... I mean "TELLING" me.
 
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SagiCap

Well-known member
Ok, I'll take my chances. :smile:

Q: Am I going to find some new purpose and happiness in life this year?

Thanks

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King of Cups

You may find happiness, but only for one night.

Keep one eye open at all times and don't fall asleep with him or the coffin is nailed.
 
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SagiCap

Well-known member
Ooh, I want a go! My question is this: Will I find a decent (i.e., paid, helpful to career) job within the next 3 months?

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9 of Cups

When all your dreams come true, be sure to flaunt it like this a$$hole in the card to your friends. It's important to make sure everyone else realizes their lives are now $hit compared to yours.
 

Thin White Duke

Active member
Yaaaaaaayyyyyy!!! I'm the a$$hole, I'm the a$$hole!! *does the Economy Pick-Up Shuffle* Thanks, SagiCap!

And ImNotThere9, I wish you great recompense. Or at least hot nookie.
 
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