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Lapis

Lapis

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I found a new site with some really funny stuff, one of which was their small section called "AstroArse". Thought I'd share.

"AstroArse"

Aries= You are a naive pain in the ****......

Taurus= You are a stubborn constipated ****....

Gemini= You talk out of your ****.....

Cancer= You are a moody and wet ****....

Leo= You look at your **** in the mirror too much.....

Virgo= You pick you **** to bits.....

Libra= You can't decide your **** from your elbow.....

Scorpio= You have a secret **** inside your ****......

Sagittarius= You can blag the **** off a horse.....

Capricorn= You want the **** of someone cooler......

Aquarius= You have a weird semi detached ****.....

Pisces= You have a slippery **** that tells lies....."

Aaaahhh British humor and wisdom!

www.astrotext.co.uk/astrotext.htm
 
Arian Maverick

Arian Maverick

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Perhaps we should call this the ****-strology weekly forum, then....?
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Good one, Sita! :lol:

EDIT: I've noticed that several threads have been started about astrology jokes, but they are spread apart in different categories and therefore may be difficult to find. So, like the good Virgo South Node native I am, I will search the forums and try to provide links to all the separate discussions :D

Astrology Jokes

The Inevitable Lightbulb Joke

Zodiac Computer Viruses

Aquarian Maverick
 
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