The Bad Day Thread

fishy

Member
I thought that people could use this thread as a way of venting stress/ problems that spoilt their day, no matter how petty or serious they are.

What ruined your day today?

I'll start.

My physics teacher had a MASSIVE rant at me. I am seriously behind in my work but everyone I know thinks that I can just mull through it and no one is heeding my cries for help/ cares enough to help me out. I have fallen in love with someone which is wonderful, but they have chosen to ignore my feelings once again.

 

Blaze

Account Closed
"Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well, you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(oh, on a holiday)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well, oh, that strong
And I'm not wrong

(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh, you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day"​
 

Bunraku

Well-known member
"Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is disoriented
They tell me your blue firmaments fade to grey
They tell me your ardency's peregrinated away
And I don't require no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit an incipient low
You're feigning a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't require no carryin' on

'Cause you had a lamentable day
You're taking one down
You sing a doleful musical composition just to turn it around
You verbalize you don't ken
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a lamentable day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you authentically don't mind
You had a lamentable day
You had a lamentable day

Well, you require a blue firmament holiday
The point is they laugh at what you verbalize
And I don't require no carryin' on

You had a lamentable day
You're taking one down
You sing a woeful musical composition just to turn it around
You verbally express you don't ken
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a lamentable day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you genuinely don't mind
You had a lamentable day

(oh, on a holiday)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out erroneous
You might not make it back and you ken
That you could be well, oh, that vigorous
And I'm not erroneous

(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

So where is the ardency when you require it the most
Oh, you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is disoriented

'Cause you had a lamentable day
You're taking one down
You sing a woebegone musical composition just to turn it around
You verbally express you don't ken
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a lamentable day
You've visually perceived what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a lamentable day
You had a lamentable day

Had a deplorable day
Had a lamentable day
Had a lamentable day
Had a lamentable day
Had a deplorable day"​
 

Blaze

Account Closed
wHerE Iz DAA Momnt We's NEedEd Da MosT
yOuu KIckk Uhp Da LeAveSS An' Da Magiccc iZ lOST
theAyY tELL mee Yo' BlUe $Kiess Fadee taaa gReY
theayyyy Tel Me Yo'' PAssion'$ Gonee AWAY
and Ah Don'tt Need nAhh Carryin' on

yOu $TAnd Yn Daa lIne jUss Taa Hit uH Nuu Low
you're FAkin uh $miLE Wifff Daaa Coffeee TAA Go
Youu Tel mE Yo''' Lyf'$ BeeN Wa Off Line
yoU're FaLlIn Taaa PiecEssss EvreE TYMe
And AHHH Don't NEeD Nahh CarrYIn' On

'cos chUU HaD Uh Bad DAY
you'Re TaKin Won DOWn
YoUU $in Uh $ad $onG jus TA Turnnn it arOuNd
YOu $aAYy chu Don'TT knOW
yOUU Tel mEE DOn't LIE
yOUU HUstLee ATTT Uh $MiLE An' ChU Goe Fo' uh Ride
yoU Hadd UH baDD Day
tHEE CamEra don'T Lie
You'reeeeee Comin BcK DoWn an'' Chu ReallEe Don't MiNd
youu Had uH baD Day
you Haddddd Uh BAdd Day

weLl, ChU Needd UH Bluee $Kayy HOLidaY
tHe POiNTT iz DeAYY Laugh AT WhAtcHu $aY
and Ah DOn't NEed Nahh CarryIN'' On

yOuu had Uh Badd day
you'Ree TaKIn WoN DOwn
you $IN Uhh $ad $onG JUS TAA Turnn IT ArounD
you $aAyyy Chu DON't Know
you Telll ME Don't LiE
You HUstleee Att UHHH $Mile AN'' Chuu GOe fo'' uh RIde
YOUU Had Uh Bad daY
thE cameRA Don'T LiE
yoU'reeee ComiNN Bckk DOWnnnnn An'' CHuu ReALlee DoN'T MIND
you Had Uh BaDD dAy

(oh, AwNNN uh Holiday)

SometImEs Da $ysTem goEs AWn da BLink
AND Da whole THangg TUrnSS ouTii WroNg
yoU MitE naWt MAk iTT bck An' Chuu knoW
Thattt Chu Cud BBB WEl, Oh, dAtt $trOnG
anD Ah'm NaWtt WrOng

(Yeah, YeaH, Yeah, Yeah)

so Was Iz Da PassioNNN Wen cHu Needd It Da MoSt
oh,, ChU aN'' I
yOu KicK UHp dA LEavess AN' Daa MAGIC Izz lOSt

'Coss ChU Had Uh BAD day
yOu're takinnnn won DoWN
yoU $inn UHH $ad $oNgg JUs Taa turN ITT Around
youuuu $aaYyy Chu Don't Know
you tel mEE Don'tttt Lie
you hustLe Attt uh $milee An' CHU GoE Fo'' Uh Ride
Youu HAD UH bAD Day
You'vE $EEN WhATchU LIKe
And HW do It fell fo' WoN Mo' TYmE
yOuu Had Uh BAD DaY
yOu HADD UH Bad DAY

Had Uhh bAD DAY
hAd UHH BAddddd Day
hadd uh Bad DAY
hAd uh Bad DAY
HaD Uh BaD daa ·:*:·£øVê​
 

Penny4yourthought

Well-known member
Great. Now we have a free for all bullshittt thread for whiners and moaners to come rant about their problems (real , hypothetical or attention seeking) that nobody cares about. If you have a problem go see a therapist.

Oh I broke my phone. I'm sooooooo pissed, this man parked in my spot, this girl I love resents me, there's vomit stuck in my hair from last night now I have to shave off my head!!!!


Third world problem?

What we need is more humour and laughter injected into people's lives not more depressive whining. Hope I never get lost n stumble on this thread by accident.

By the way is this a parody of FUNNY RANDOM THINGS YU SAW TODAY but the opposite? And are you a Capricorn

Sincerely curious
 

JUPITERASC

Well-known member
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