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Old 11-27-2012, 03:10 PM
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Jay Leno:

"Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?"

A thirteen-year old:

"I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."

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"...whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
That kid is destined for political office.
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:43 PM
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DEFINITION

A cation is a positively charged kitten
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A third-grade student was asked to define the term 'vacuum' in class...


and answered:


"A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives."
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A cation is a positively charged kitten
So...then, a Nation is a [or should be] ....



"...like an Ion Son, you're on the run, incapable of causing fun...summer fun..." Shawn Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDfhbAyh5k ...one of the most beautiful songs ever written and sung...
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So...then, a Nation is a [or should be] ....

"...like an Ion Son, you're on the run, incapable of causing fun...summer fun..." Shawn Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDfhbAyh5k ...one of the most beautiful songs ever written and sung...
Chemistry jokes may seem funny but do keep your ion them
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What did pi say to i?

Pi said get real.

What did i say in return to pi?

Get rational
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So...then, a Nation is a [or should be] ....



"...like an Ion Son, you're on the run, incapable of causing fun...summer fun..." Shawn Phillips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDfhbAyh5k ...one of the most beautiful songs ever written and sung...
A of s with some charges around ?

No wonder: the s up are bound to happen.


Therefore, those with the better are more likely to get ahead.

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A couple of real life stories

I downloaded a file on my computer a few months ago titled: Schrodinger improves accuracy with sample size. It does not open up. Thinking it was a faulty file, I have tried deleting it. It won't delete either. So here I have a file that is there on my desktop, but at the same time does not exist. I find it pretty funny.

The other story took place the night before last when I was ordering pizza. I could not remember my password for my account and was presented with my security question: What do you call it when a photon of light appears in two locations at the same time? I drew a blank, and asked my kids out loud. The only response was, "Did you seriously set that as a security question??!! What is wrong with you Mom?!!
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I downloaded a file on my computer a few months ago titled: Schrodinger improves accuracy with sample size. It does not open up. Thinking it was a faulty file, I have tried deleting it. It won't delete either. So here I have a file that is there on my desktop, but at the same time does not exist. I find it pretty funny.

The other story took place the night before last when I was ordering pizza. I could not remember my password for my account and was presented with my security question: What do you call it when a photon of light appears in two locations at the same time? I drew a blank, and asked my kids out loud. The only response was, "Did you seriously set that as a security question??!! What is wrong with you Mom?!!
Good question! Answer is either Gemini or Pisces... or both
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