ARIES. Jack and Jill sprinted up the hill, and when Jill got there first...Jack pushed Jill out of the way to get the pail of water.
TAURUS. Jack went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, while Jill waited below drinking some wine and smelling the roses.
GEMINI. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, on the way down Jill tripped Jack which is why he broke his crown and Jill ran off with the water.
LEO. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack couldn't stop gazing at his reflection in the water, and Jill got bored and broke Jacks crown!
VIRGO. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men did put Humpty Dumpty together again.
LIBRA. Jack and Jill were supposed to go up the hill.....
But ....who should go and who should carry the pail of water??
SCORPIO. .???? (anyone??)
CAPRICORN. Baahh Baahh Black sheep! Have you any wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir.....That'll be 1x Bag at £112 for the Master, 1x Bag at $225 for the Dame......and if there's any left? One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
AQUARIUS. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men gathered all the towns folks to a meeting to discuss how to put Humpty Dumpty together again.
PISCES. Jack and Jill got drunk on the hill.........and forgot about the pail of water!
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