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How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Aries - 'Alright now! Sex time! I want you now!!!'
Taurus - lovely dinner in an expensive restaurant, satin sheets, delicate scent all around the place
Gemini - 'So then this guy comes up to me and says... yeah, yeah, we'll have sex, just a minute... so he obviously knows me from somewhere and...'
Cancer - just hugging their partner all the time unwilling to let go
Leo - 'So... the time has come to show you my remarkable skills in bed!'
Virgo - 'These sheets are not clean enough, I'll go get them washed.'
Libra - 'So.. I can start the foreplay, or you can start the foreplay, what do you prefer?'
Scorpio - there are no words to describe the experience, just the best sex Scorpio has even made which just happens to be the best sex ever had on the face of the earth
Sagittarius - acting out their spouse's favourite fantasy, not so much to please them, but because it gives them a chance to make an impersonation
Capricorn - 'So, here's the plan. First we will go to dinner in the restaurant I told you about, then we will pick a taxi at 10 p.m., go to the hotel, we will have a shower in the two separate bathrooms, and after that at around 11 p.m. we can start making sex.'
Aquarius - surprises their spouse in the bathroom and has sex with them there
Pisces - spends the whole day daydreaming about the event and eventually feels let down
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08-01-2012, 09:09 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Leo would scorch the bedsheets with his firey mane and have to be fire extinguished
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08-01-2012, 09:16 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
So funny! Why is the Sag linked to "impersonation"? I know they're supposed to be funny, but do they like role-playing?
I would like to read more about this Sag trait.
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08-01-2012, 09:33 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Zeus used to impersonate stuff so he could have his way with mortals
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08-01-2012, 09:36 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Zeus used to impersonate stuff so he could have his way with mortals
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Aaaaa! I knew that. I didn't realise I could think of Sags like (Jupiter)/Zeus ruled people. It's clearer now. Thanks.
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08-01-2012, 11:02 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Aaaaa! I knew that. I didn't realise I could think of Sags like (Jupiter)/Zeus ruled people. It's clearer now. Thanks.
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I'm not sure that would be a characteristic we could actually assign to Jupiter, but I was just making the link out loud
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08-02-2012, 06:58 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
"A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna."
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humou...horoscopes.php
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08-05-2012, 04:13 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Aries - 'Alright now! Sex time! I want you now!!!'
Taurus - lovely dinner in an expensive restaurant, satin sheets, delicate scent all around the place
Gemini - 'So then this guy comes up to me and says... yeah, yeah, we'll have sex, just a minute... so he obviously knows me from somewhere and...'
Cancer - just hugging their partner all the time unwilling to let go
Leo - 'So... the time has come to show you my remarkable skills in bed!'
Virgo - 'These sheets are not clean enough, I'll go get them washed.'
Libra - 'So.. I can start the foreplay, or you can start the foreplay, what do you prefer?'
Scorpio - there are no words to describe the experience, just the best sex Scorpio has even made which just happens to be the best sex ever had on the face of the earth
Sagittarius - acting out their spouse's favourite fantasy, not so much to please them, but because it gives them a chance to make an impersonation
Capricorn - 'So, here's the plan. First we will go to dinner in the restaurant I told you about, then we will pick a taxi at 10 p.m., go to the hotel, we will have a shower in the two separate bathrooms, and after that at around 11 p.m. we can start making sex.'
Aquarius - surprises their spouse in the bathroom and has sex with them there
Pisces - spends the whole day daydreaming about the event and eventually feels let down
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I like this. It put a smile on my face anyway. Can anyone relate? 
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08-09-2012, 05:39 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
well according to sun signs(and first hand experience), capricorn is the only one partially accurate.
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08-10-2012, 06:53 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Capricorn - 'So, here's the plan. First we will go to dinner in the restaurant I told you about, then we will pick a taxi at 10 p.m., go to the hotel, we will have a shower in the two separate bathrooms, and after that at around 11 p.m. we can start making sex.'
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Don't forget, Capricorns can actually be very sensual, its all that repressed Saturn (earthy) that is just waiting to for an outlet for it to be expressed. Therefore, not sure about the separate bathrooms...  
However, one thing....
"First we will go to dinner in the restaurant I told you about and perhaps negotiate with the restaurant owner for a lucrative deal for future business functions there, then we will pick a taxi at 10pm..."
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08-10-2012, 06:57 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
With a Pisces Moon and 3rd house, plus Jupiter, I can relate to the Pisces one! 
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08-10-2012, 11:22 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
A saggie sun and venus sq pluto with taurus moon
Massaged with essential oils,...and tickled and teased with feathers
In front of a roaring fire on a soft fluffy rug!
Now where do I tie these ropes to?
Virgo asc.....hmm improvise! 
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08-24-2012, 01:33 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
ROFL that is soooo funny!!!! 
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08-24-2012, 07:36 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
wouldnt this be more about your mars and venus signs though?
I can relate to pisces.
but yes also relate to a aqua too.
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08-24-2012, 07:51 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Sagittarius - acting out their spouse's favourite fantasy, not so much to please them, but because it gives them a chance to make an impersonation
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ROFL
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Pisces - spends the whole day daydreaming about the event and eventually feels let down
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So true, has happened
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08-24-2012, 10:58 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Yes, I do not mean Sun signs exclusively. It can relate more to Mars, for sure. The idea is to try to link the 12 signs to the experience.
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09-01-2012, 12:14 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Oh my gosh it's me. o.o Although, I'm not as predictable with my Pisces rising, it's likely I'd go on about whats going to happen later and on and on and on.
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09-11-2012, 01:27 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Very funny!
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09-30-2012, 01:34 PM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Aquarius: "Everybody else does missionary, so let's do doggie instead!" With an anticipating smile on his face.
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10-09-2012, 01:25 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
Aries - wham bam thanks ma'am. I had a great time.
Taurus - slip between the silky sheets and kiss me all over.
Gemini - talk dirty to me sister, I will come twice.
Cancer - lets have dinner in bed, baby.
Leo - lets play dress up and you can tell me I am your Queen.
Virgo - I am wearing my new pure white lace negligee and I want you to take my virginity.
Libra - Candles, music, wine, you and me forever.
Scorpio - Lets play hide and seek and then you can rip off my black bustier.
Sagittarius -Speak to me in French and ride me like a horse.
Capricorn - I have an hour before a business meeting, climb on and call me Daddy.
Aquarius - Lets watch internet **** and use our new sex gadgets.
Pisces - Lets use the water bed, get drunk and get to seventh heaven.
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10-09-2012, 07:00 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Aries - wham bam thanks ma'am. I had a great time.
Taurus - slip between the silky sheets and kiss me all over.
Gemini - talk dirty to me sister, I will come twice.
Cancer - lets have dinner in bed, baby.
Leo - lets play dress up and you can tell me I am your Queen.
Virgo - I am wearing my new pure white lace negligee and I want you to take my virginity.
Libra - Candles, music, wine, you and me forever.
Scorpio - Lets play hide and seek and then you can rip off my black bustier.
Sagittarius -Speak to me in French and ride me like a horse.
Capricorn - I have an hour before a business meeting, climb on and call me Daddy.
Aquarius - Lets watch internet **** and use our new sex gadgets.
Pisces - Lets use the water bed, get drunk and get to seventh heaven.
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Those are great. 
I have Mars in Aqua, Venus in Scorpio, a Sag Sun and a packed 7th (Libra) house and can relate to all of them.
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10-09-2012, 10:44 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Aries - wham bam thanks ma'am. I had a great time.
Taurus - slip between the silky sheets and kiss me all over.
Gemini - talk dirty to me sister, I will come twice.
Cancer - lets have dinner in bed, baby.
Leo - lets play dress up and you can tell me I am your Queen.
Virgo - I am wearing my new pure white lace negligee and I want you to take my virginity.
Libra - Candles, music, wine, you and me forever.
Scorpio - Lets play hide and seek and then you can rip off my black bustier.
Sagittarius -Speak to me in French and ride me like a horse.
Capricorn - I have an hour before a business meeting, climb on and call me Daddy.
Aquarius - Lets watch internet **** and use our new sex gadgets.
Pisces - Lets use the water bed, get drunk and get to seventh heaven.
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Love these.......you have a great, wicked sense of humour!!!! 
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10-25-2012, 02:37 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Aries - 'Alright now! Sex time! I want you now!!!'
Taurus - lovely dinner in an expensive restaurant, satin sheets, delicate scent all around the place
Gemini - 'So then this guy comes up to me and says... yeah, yeah, we'll have sex, just a minute... so he obviously knows me from somewhere and...'
Cancer - just hugging their partner all the time unwilling to let go
Leo - 'So... the time has come to show you my remarkable skills in bed!'
Virgo - 'These sheets are not clean enough, I'll go get them washed.'
Libra - 'So.. I can start the foreplay, or you can start the foreplay, what do you prefer?'
Scorpio - there are no words to describe the experience, just the best sex Scorpio has even made which just happens to be the best sex ever had on the face of the earth
Sagittarius - acting out their spouse's favourite fantasy, not so much to please them, but because it gives them a chance to make an impersonation
Capricorn - 'So, here's the plan. First we will go to dinner in the restaurant I told you about, then we will pick a taxi at 10 p.m., go to the hotel, we will have a shower in the two separate bathrooms, and after that at around 11 p.m. we can start making sex.'
Aquarius - surprises their spouse in the bathroom and has sex with them there
Pisces - spends the whole day daydreaming about the event and eventually feels let down
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Just loved it. Great grasp on astrological principles.
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10-25-2012, 02:39 AM
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
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Aquarius: "Everybody else does missionary, so let's do doggie instead!" With an anticipating smile on his face.
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I could say anal but that would be naughty. Up Uranus....shhh... 
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Re: How would each sign act like in their first honey-moon night?
I have to say about Scorpios giving the best sex (even though I am one)..
I think Pisces and Cancer men are by far the best love-makers, just from my experience, and I am a Scorpio.. so maybe it was more about compatibility 
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