MAXIMUM CONFUSION!!! Jack-of-all-trades?

[Lordofpeace]

My chart seems to have good aspects for creative work, from what I can understand.
I personally am interested in psychology, neuroscience, personal training, art, counseling, speaking, writing a bit. My ideal job would be to work as a mentor certified in personal training, knowledgeable of the brain and psychology to counsel clients, make my own art for clients/commissions. I like reading and I write here and there. So I would also write about things I like(current events,etc.) I would not mind buying and selling houses/land, gold and silver, antiques and such things, etc.
But I am really confused as to what I want to do. I don't think I want a typical career...such as being a doc or lawyer. I refuse to be stuck in a building all day.

What does my chart say about jobs and future potential and things like that?
I feel like an alien...so confused. LOL.
What job do you personally think will give me the most fortune and happiness?

[Lordofpeace]

I thought this would go under Vocational astrology?
Well, I guess not.
Can anyone help me understand my chart regarding jobs?
Will I end up with a capricornian job?

[Lordofpeace]

Here is the astrodienst chart with more aspects.
I believe I would be good with drawing, counseling.
Do aspects show something related to mentor/counselor?
I can't be fit into one category. I want to mix jobs into one, so basically be a mentor that knows about psychology/neuroscience, personal training, and that can write and draw custom reports for clients or things like that.
I'm just very confused. What can the chart show?