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Old 07-16-2012, 08:01 AM
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Nobody got this on my facebook. Don't let me down JA... what is it?
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Nobody got this on my facebook. Don't let me down JA... what is it?
Blatant clue methinks 'tis Freddie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYYL1vybRU4
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Paul Erdos, currently most prolific mathematician in history, is always making jokes about how old he is.

e.g. He says that he is two and a half billion years old, because in his youth the age of the Earth was known to be two billion years and now it is known to be 4.5 billion years
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During October 1930, Einstein was traveling on a train. Another passenger asked him what his occupation was. Einstein replied that he was an artist's model, as he was constantly posing for sculptures and paintings
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Hg- Hydrargyrum = Mercury. So funny!
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Hg- Hydrargyrum = Mercury. So funny!
I got that. Did you notice additionally how the Hg cartoon's mustache and dramatic military jacket = Freddie Mercury?
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I got that. Did you notice additionally how the Hg cartoon's mustache and dramatic military jacket = Freddie Mercury?
Duh... Among other things, you pointed that out earlier.
Do we compete in "let's notice the most obvious things and inform people"?
I was sure of the victory but now it's hard to tell...
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Haaa, then VICTORY is mine!!! Obvious photo!
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Haaa, then VICTORY is mine!!! Obvious photo!
OBVIOUSLY, THAT would be too easy!

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Duh... Among other things, you pointed that out earlier.
Do we compete in "let's notice the most obvious things and inform people"?
I was sure of the victory but now it's hard to tell...
Just like astrology
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The English mathematician John Wallis was a friend of Isaac Newton. According to his diary, Newton once bragged to Wallis about his little dog Diamond

"My dog Diamond knows some mathematics. Today he proved two theorems before lunch."

"Your dog must be a genius," said Wallis.

"Oh I wouldn't go that far," replied Newton. "The first theorem had an error and the second had a pathological exception."
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This made me snicker.
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Physicist Richard Feynman on Scientific Method (with jokes) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdHiA-wc1Xo
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Physicist Richard Feynman on Scientific Method (with jokes) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdHiA-wc1Xo
I would have loved to have had Science professors that enthused, instead of looking at the clock waiting for a break to drink a scorching cup of machine made coffee in order to stay awake.
Now, I am not going to lie here Jupiter.... I died a little bit at the 3:19 time mark (insert dead smiley) It was like reliving my Bill Nye the Science Guy nightmare all over again.
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Now, I am not going to lie here Jupiter.... I died a little bit at the 3:19 time mark (insert dead smiley)...
Clearly you missed 03:20 to 03:46 then wintersprite1 - that's when Richard Feynman mentions astrology!
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Clearly you missed 03:20 to 03:46 then wintersprite1 - that's when Richard Feynman mentions astrology!
I gave you a second to acclimate
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I gave you a second to acclimate
Thank you, I needed that!
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Scientific Experiments - The Rules

(1) something will go wrong just before your grant is up for review

(2) if the reading on your detector is correct, then you forgot to plug it in

(3) if several things can go wrong then they will do so all at the same time

(4) left to itself, your experiment will go from bad to worse - BUT if you pay attention to the experiment then it will take three times longer to complete than you thought it would

(5) when your experiment is just about to succeed, you will run out of grant money
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Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'

Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
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Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'

Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
......groan...
[it took me a second to get it...]

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......groan...
[it took me a second to get it...]
it's just a matter of time...

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