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Old 02-28-2011, 07:23 AM
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Oh i think mine maybe was missed?

What does my b/f think of me at the moment?

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Old 02-28-2011, 09:42 AM
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6 of Cups, Rx

Sometimes we are so hung up on someone, we miss the opportunity for the next one. Don't let this happen to you.
Thank you! Yes very true! Love your readings!
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:22 AM
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2 for you.

Getting pregnant to trap that man who isn't all that into you is probably not the best idea. Then you're stuck dealing not only with him, but also with a kid who will probably turn out to suck just as bad.
https://www.facebook.com/InappropriateTarot

Lol - *eyes bulging* - that wasn't quite correct. Perhaps that is what he is thinking? If so, that is really worrisome.


So what does this man feel toward me?
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:24 AM
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The World, Reversed

Obviously, the opposite of the travelling card would be staying at home. He's staying wherever he is.
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Well, so does it mean definately NOT ?.....T_T T_T T_T

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Old 02-28-2011, 07:15 PM
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Oh i think mine maybe was missed?

What does my b/f think of me at the moment?

Thanks!
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Queen of Swords

https://www.facebook.com/InappropriateTarot
He's up to something and you're going to find out because you may be one of the few women on Earth graced with the gift of having little tolerance for a man's BS. The Queen of Swords can also see right through it. Lying to you is likely to get something cut off.
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:37 PM
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Will I have any adventure in my life, in the near future? If so, what kind?
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:27 PM
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What would be a good way to unwind?
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Old 02-28-2011, 09:45 PM
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""He's up to something and you're going to find out because you may be one of the few women on Earth graced with the gift of having little tolerance for a man's BS. The Queen of Swords can also see right through it. Lying to you is likely to get something cut off""

haha that is briliant.....yeah he is testing me alright...silly boy!!! i have no tolerance lol for mens behaviour (most of the time)

thanks for reading me like a book.....clever you!!!! {Edit by Moderator.... it was this local that read you like a book} https://www.facebook.com/InappropriateTarot

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Old 02-28-2011, 10:04 PM
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Ok, here's another:

Will I attend the K. in July?
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:10 AM
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Lol - *eyes bulging* - that wasn't quite correct. Perhaps that is what he is thinking? If so, that is really worrisome.


So what does this man feel toward me?
I felt it was him speaking, not you. It's not literal. Men sometimes feel they are entering a dangerous lair with some women. They tread lightly, afraid to be entrapped. We must always make them love being caught and not even notice it. Make him feel he's catching you even better.

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Old 03-01-2011, 12:13 AM
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Hey everybody! You guys were FUN. I'm bored (impatient Sagi....sorry) so I'm changing this up after Kuntuzangmo. Look for my new thread called STICHOMANCY READINGS.
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:29 AM
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Will I have any adventure in my life, in the near future? If so, what kind?


7 of Cups

You'll be faced with so many opportunities for adventure that it will be hard to choose what to do. Sometimes the best way is not to choose. That way, you're sure not to **** your chances. Got it?

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Old 03-01-2011, 12:33 AM
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What would be a good way to unwind?


King of Pentacles

Blow some money. That always works. The only people who think that money can't help you relax are people who don't have any. You've got some to spare.

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Old 03-01-2011, 12:36 AM
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Ok, here's another:

Will I attend the K. in July?


8 of Cups

This man is travelling away from his cups. You'll go, but perhaps you don't need to. You just think the grass is greener on the other side.


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Old 03-01-2011, 12:58 AM
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Very interesting.
We shall see!
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Old 03-01-2011, 03:18 AM
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I felt it was him speaking, not you. It's not literal. Men sometimes feel they are entering a dangerous lair with some women. They tread lightly, afraid to be entrapped. We must always make them love being caught and not even notice it. Make him feel he's catching you even better.
https://www.facebook.com/InappropriateTarot

Haha, entrapment. What at total loser!lol

Can you please please still do that spread about what he feels about me?
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Old 03-01-2011, 03:21 PM
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Thank you SagiCap,

Well, so does it mean definately NOT ?.....T_T T_T T_T
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Please you pick a card for me once?, it's burning my head. Why he had to cut my contact off? I think it's so rude and not his properly behave, as he think we can't be friend later. Thank you.
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Old 12-23-2011, 05:46 PM
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What is the future of my relationship with the man I want?
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Old 12-23-2011, 06:42 PM
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Hi can i get another one pls

What will 2nd January bring me?

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Old 12-30-2011, 06:52 PM
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[QUOTE=SagiCap;266745]Ask your question.

One card only.

Brace yourself.
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Will he come back into my life/Will we get back together?
Thanks in anticipation

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Will the job I'm pursuing conflict with the post-grad?
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:08 PM
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I have one:


What will happen with my love life in the near future?
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Old 05-10-2012, 02:33 AM
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I want to publically apologize to the maker of this app and page on Facebook in case I mistread on his designs and words here. I truly used it because it was pretty awesome and I am sarcastic as well. Anyway, its called Inappropriate Tarot Cards on Facebook as an app {sarcastic remark removed by moderator}

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Bravo Sagicap
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