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Old 10-27-2011, 11:33 PM
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How is your neighborhood?

The 3rd house from your sun sign indicates among other things your neighborhood. Can you relate to this description?


Aries: You like a very dynamic urban neighborhood where there will be a lot information to process and many things to learn. You like your neighborhood to be young. Curiosity doesn’t bother you and you find yourself often in a chat. The internet has become your new neighborhood, and you don’t really care about having too many in-depth verbal exchanges. You like to keep it fast and informative.


Taurus: Your old neighborhood use to be completely family oriented, with a backyard and all. Safe, clean with innocent souls, and fully committed moms. Nowadays the internet is providing you with information related to your priorities: shopping, health and nutrition. What you still need from your neighborhood is a family-like restaurant or a diner.


Gemini: You need two things from your neighborhood: a creative impetus and a light competition. You feel at home when you are surrounded with slightly eccentric individuals. On the other hand you really like the sight of a children playing on the playground on your way home. Nowadays you spend much more money on the Internet than in the real stores.


Cancer: Somehow you always live surrounded with medical professionals, or some other highly professional individuals. You cannot resolve if you want an urban or a suburban environment. You become too critical after a while of both, as well as of your neighbors.


Leo: There is no point for you to live in an area which will not have at least some sense of style. Since recently you are even more interested in spiritual neighborhoods. It’s a healthy amount of snobbism that will keep you involved in the neighborhood. Of course, a great jewelry place and a night club are a must.


Virgo: There must be a sense of mystery and intensity surrounding your neighborhood. Nothing like fine chats with a fanatical broker or software developer driven by competition. Did you notice how on the Internet, your new neighborhood, you are packed with emotion, much more so than in real life. Libra: You are the most liberal when choosing your neighborhood. You like it when it’s a great mix of all kind of backgrounds. You like it when your neighbors tell you stories from their trips. The more exotic, the better.


Scorpio: You are pretty conservative when choosing your neighborhood. On one hand you like the corporate environment and the sense of the rush of our civilization. On the other hand you shouldn’t mind the older chess-playing folks sharing their wisdom with you. Don’t ignore their messages. There is no better resource than the living one.


Sagittarius: There’s got to be something progressive in your neighborhood. Original clothing stores, crazy scientists, folks with most unusual jobs, alternative candy and gadget store, and hopefully people who want to change the society for the better – all of this counts when you choose where to live.


Capricorn: No one understands what kind of neighborhood you feel the most comfortable with. First it needs to be not too far from the water, artsy, possibly with some good music venues. There is always some strange old church in your neighborhood. If your hood is nowadays tied to some liberal eastern religion with people doing tai-chi or chi-gong, that is all-right with you as well. Anything is good which make you not think of the pressures of the “real” world.


Aquarius: Your neighborhood must be in position where you can reach the most amounts of places in the shortest possible time span. Mobility is what you look from your living environment. On the other hand, this is how you occasionally end up with an aggressive environment which is also noisy, which takes toll on your nervous system.


Pisces: Admit it. You choose your neighborhood with your laziness in mind. Gourmet food has to be close. People should have loads of money around you. On the other hand, you don’t mind living close to galleries and having this one semi-crazy neighbor with a huge perfume collection, and knowing everything about them.


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