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Mine is that I have no aspect between my sun and moon. So random...!
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Most weirdest and most unique in my chart are many feminine planets/asteroids around Chiron. It's Moon, Venus and Ceres conjunct Chiron. Yikes.
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Most weirdest and most unique in my chart are many feminine planets/asteroids around Chiron. It's Moon, Venus and Ceres conjunct Chiron. Yikes.
Wow... you're probably incredibly caring. Like superhero caregiver. LOL.
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Old 02-21-2012, 05:18 AM
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Wow... you're probably incredibly caring. Like superhero caregiver. LOL.
Yes, I care a lot about the people around me, but I get hurt so often there too (Chiron).
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It’s got to be the undercover Cancer influence all over my chart…which I recently discovered. At first glance I thought my chart seemed nice and Cancer free, but upon further inspection I see all this Canceryness. Frankly I need some antioxidants and chemo.
(1) bucket chart lead by the Moon, (2) forth and fifth houses are Cancer…which I’m sure has some significance, (3) North node in Cancer 4th house suggesting I should be more Cancer-like and I find Cancer energy comforting Annnnd (4) of course a singleton Moon. No surprise the only man I’ve ever trusted is a Cancer. Basically it’s all about the Moon, Sun who? Possibly gives me more Virgo tendencies too, my sense of humor is most definitely Virgo.


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Pluto in 3rd house and Mercury in 8th house

And *aaarghhh** North node (9th house) at 29 degrees (!) square Part of fortune (6th house) at 29 degrees (!)! Double *aaaarghhhh*

North node is conjunct sun.. aAARGGhhh (feel like Garfield now with all the screaming..) !

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For me I would have to say my out of aspect kite. If Jupiter wasnt retrograde in the 29th degree of Aries, and just one more degree over into Taurus I'd then have a pure Earth Grand Trine. Also I have a stellium of planets in Virgo that are apart of the Grand Trine, so thats pretty unusual also.
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My water/earth mystical triangle, involving Jupiter in cancer in the 8th, moon in taurus the 5th, neptune in capricorn in the 2nd, and venus in scorpio in the 11th...

I have putted my life in a high risk several times, but God is big. I wont do risky things ever again.
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Hmm, I have a large stellium in the 8th (Jupiter retrograding into the 8th, Moon, Mars, Pallas, Saturn and Pluto in the 8th - all in Libra) and what does feel quite unique is the fact that the ruler of my 8th is in the 12th, and the ruler of my 12th is in the 8th. I find it unusual that they're linked in this way.

I also have no oppositions in my chart
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Well, this isn't really exceptional but I have a pretty busy 1st House:
Moon, Venus, Uranus, Neptune, Mercury, Mars, Juno and Fortune.

The thing is that i have NO SQUARES OR OPPOSITES whatsoever. Maybe just between some minor asteroids and NN... but that's all. And "Moon conjuncts Venus orb +0°01' " :-))
Interesting, do transits forming squares and oppositions have a big impact on you? Do you feel your life is relatively smooth? No depression, etc.

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Hmm, I have a large stellium in the 8th (Jupiter retrograding into the 8th, Moon, Mars, Pallas, Saturn and Pluto in the 8th - all in Libra) and what does feel quite unique is the fact that the ruler of my 8th is in the 12th, and the ruler of my 12th is in the 8th. I find it unusual that they're linked in this way.

I also have no oppositions in my chart
How about your chart ruler? Where is it placed?
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It would be my 3 yods intertwined that some describe as a pandora formation (huber astrology maybe?). Currently I'm working on trying to understand the Saturn apex yod which is in the 12th house Cancer...
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For me I would have to say my out of aspect kite. If Jupiter wasnt retrograde in the 29th degree of Aries, and just one more degree over into Taurus I'd then have a pure Earth Grand Trine. Also I have a stellium of planets in Virgo that are apart of the Grand Trine, so thats pretty unusual also.
Out of element aspects are really interesting. I am still trying to conceptualize how exactly they work. The "secret" must be in the relationship between the modalities, elements, and masculine/feminine, as well as the archetypes of the signs and planets involved. Whoa... what a combination of things to sort out, but if the chart was a color wheel... like finding which colors are where and why and how these two colors "clash when they shouldn't" or "go together when they shouldn't." That stellium probably puts a heavy emphasis on Earth, Mercury, and the house its in so I wonder if it also the most powerful "deciding" factor of the kite. Even in a "perfect" grand trine, there is probably one planet which is strongest and says something specific about that trine... hmmm... could share your experiences I;d be curious.

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My water/earth mystical triangle, involving Jupiter in cancer in the 8th, moon in taurus the 5th, neptune in capricorn in the 2nd, and venus in scorpio in the 11th...

I have putted my life in a high risk several times, but God is big. I wont do risky things ever again.
How do you associate this with putting yur life at risk? And also, your recognition of God? Is it the Jupiter exalted in eCancer in the 8th?


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Pluto in 3rd house and Mercury in 8th house

And *aaarghhh** North node (9th house) at 29 degrees (!) square Part of fortune (6th house) at 29 degrees (!)! Double *aaaarghhhh*

North node is conjunct sun.. aAARGGhhh (feel like Garfield now with all the screaming..) !
Why Garfield hahaha? Also, how does the NN square Part of Fortune play out? Those are strong degrees, but the things they are referring to are very different. The Nodes have to do with position of the Sun, Moon, and Earth at the time of your birth, whereas the POF has to do with Sun and Moon and Earth as well, but measured for a different purpose in a very different way. If POF is square NN its square SN too, which means that worldly success and developing your underdeveloped tendencies are at odds. What's good I guess is that it forces you to recognize the NN, but this might come FROM the success of your POF. Squares refer to one thing needing to come before the other. I bet it feels urgent in those late degrees. POF in the 6th house is also not easy--- never fully satisfied until you've finished.

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It’s got to be the undercover Cancer influence all over my chart…which I recently discovered. At first glance I thought my chart seemed nice and Cancer free, but upon further inspection I see all this Canceryness. Frankly I need some antioxidants and chemo.
(1) bucket chart lead by the Moon, (2) forth and fifth houses are Cancer…which I’m sure has some significance, (3) North node in Cancer 4th house suggesting I should be more Cancer-like and I find Cancer energy comforting Annnnd (4) of course a singleton Moon. No surprise the only man I’ve ever trusted is a Cancer. Basically it’s all about the Moon, Sun who? Possibly gives me more Virgo tendencies too, my sense of humor is most definitely Virgo.


Hmmm perhaps only interesting to me lol

Antioxidants and chemoo... I truly laughed out loud! Are you still with that man? Virgo and Cancer do share a special bond. What sign is your Moon in?

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Yes, I care a lot about the people around me, but I get hurt so often there too (Chiron).
Yeah we talked about this in your YOD thread! I mean, I guess it just makes snese you reocgnized the importance of the transiting YOD... some people nevernotice and i think that's a mistake because people don't always think the quincunx matters.

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It would be my 3 yods intertwined that some describe as a pandora formation (huber astrology maybe?). Currently I'm working on trying to understand the Saturn apex yod which is in the 12th house Cancer...
Whoa... Saturn at the apex in the 12th in Cancer. I guess it would all depend on how you would judge the meaning of the 12th house first and foremost, because that will tell you where the impact is felt, and then you can sort of I guess, introspect (hah saturn in the 12th what else can you do) on it and see how the Cancer works. I've never heard of apandora formation before.
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You guys are interesting.

Hmmm....Sag Sun, Cap Rising, Aqua Moon here - Weirdest thing is that I FEEL like a Scorpio, am drawn to them and feel perhaps my Mars has evolved into a Scorpio (from Libra over the years ...) Also have Venus and Jupiter in Scorp - and they both make hard angles to Saturn. I have a pretty ******, unlucky chart in general, and that may be the weirdest thing about my chart. The fact that everywhere I turn, I hit brick walls.
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It's so interesting that my chart is not so interesting lol!! First glance and it looks empty. I would say my chart makes me a walking contradiction. Due to Pluto in the 8th house (Scorpio) I'm more of a private person yet I have all of my planets with the exception of Jupiter in the northern hemisphere. So I want to give to the community...but I'm also overly protective of my possessions so I'm honestly not the sharing type. I'm working on it lol. I'm also loyal and feel that I have a lot to give in a relationship thanks to my Moon and Mars in the 8th house (Scorpio again)...but I'm afraid of relationships or getting hurt thanks to Venus in Capricorn. So even though it's not that interesting...I'm gonna make it seem like it's a BIG deal thanks to Jupiter in the first house. Jk...my chart saddens me lol...(notice another contradiction there?)

Fiery Sun (Sagittarius) and Watery Moon (Scorpio)....contradictions everywhere! lol
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Antioxidants and chemoo... I truly laughed out loud! Are you still with that man? Virgo and Cancer do share a special bond. What sign is your Moon in?
hope I didn't upset any cutie crabbies with that hehe. I have Moon in Virgo 6th house. Yep still together, Dec (31st to be exact) was our 6 year meeting anniversary. Silly that I remember, but yep
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Whoa... Saturn at the apex in the 12th in Cancer. I guess it would all depend on how you would judge the meaning of the 12th house first and foremost.
Indeed, it is a bit of a mystery... I'm trying to grasp it but it's pretty elusive.
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and then you can sort of I guess, introspect (hah saturn in the 12th what else can you do) on it and see how the Cancer works. I've never heard of apandora formation before.
I think the bolded summarizes it quite nicely QE! I think Saturn in the 12th asks you for discipline into spiritual elements... meditation, devotion, etc.

In whole houses I suppose the Yod apex would be in the 1st. I would think the interpretation largely the same...

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Why Garfield hahaha? Also, how does the NN square Part of Fortune play out? Those are strong degrees, but the things they are referring to are very different. The Nodes have to do with position of the Sun, Moon, and Earth at the time of your birth, whereas the POF has to do with Sun and Moon and Earth as well, but measured for a different purpose in a very different way. If POF is square NN its square SN too, which means that worldly success and developing your underdeveloped tendencies are at odds. What's good I guess is that it forces you to recognize the NN, but this might come FROM the success of your POF. Squares refer to one thing needing to come before the other. I bet it feels urgent in those late degrees. POF in the 6th house is also not easy--- never fully satisfied until you've finished.
Garfield, because if I keep failing my exams (there you have POF in capi in sixth square Sun in taurus in ninth), I will become the crazy old cat lady (sixth house:animals, me: a freak of kitties )..
So it also means worldly success??? Wow... Why? How?

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Out of element aspects are really interesting. I am still trying to conceptualize how exactly they work. The "secret" must be in the relationship between the modalities, elements, and masculine/feminine, as well as the archetypes of the signs and planets involved. Whoa... what a combination of things to sort out, but if the chart was a color wheel... like finding which colors are where and why and how these two colors "clash when they shouldn't" or "go together when they shouldn't." That stellium probably puts a heavy emphasis on Earth, Mercury, and the house its in so I wonder if it also the most powerful "deciding" factor of the kite. Even in a "perfect" grand trine, there is probably one planet which is strongest and says something specific about that trine... hmmm... could share your experiences I;d be curious.
Yea well I think I still feel the impact of it, even though my Jupiter in Aries/3rd house is out of aspect. The influence is there, but I certainly don't think it's a pure expression of the Earth element, because of that Jupiter placement.

Other than Jupiter...Mars, Sun, and Venus are all within 2 degrees of each other in Virgo. Mercury is very widely conjunct those other 3 Virgo planets, but it doesn't trine Jupiter like my other Virgo planets, so Merc isn't really apart of the kite/grand trine, although it's probably the strongest planet in my chart. Neptune is in Capricorn/12th, and at the top of the kite is Pluto in Scorpio/end of 9th house.

I know that Grand Trines are supposed to be a "lucky" placement. I don't think that's true for me, although I have been lucky in some areas, it's really been more of a mixed bag. I would guess this is because the Jupiter doesn't really fit in very well with the other Earth planets. Opportunities don't fall into my lap, I really have to work for them, and take initiative. I think that's the lesson of Jupiter in Aries.

I guess the strongest planet in the kite is probably Pluto, mainly because it's conjunct the Midheaven, and has always seemed to have a big impact on my life direction.
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For me I would have to say my out of aspect kite. If Jupiter wasnt retrograde in the 29th degree of Aries, and just one more degree over into Taurus I'd then have a pure Earth Grand Trine. Also I have a stellium of planets in Virgo that are apart of the Grand Trine, so thats pretty unusual also.
Whoa... do you still feel the impact of this grand out-element trine? I bet that's a question lots of people have. I know I'm curious how that would work... what planets are involved besides Jupiter?
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