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Old 12-16-2010, 07:05 AM
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Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:47 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

For Sagittarians...

1. You travel all the time
2. If I start a relationship with you, you will leave
3. You are in to sports
4. Sagittarians and Gemini, you never get old
5. You are impulsive
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Old 12-16-2010, 03:32 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Capricorn Sun

Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

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Old 06-15-2011, 06:06 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Capricorn Sun

Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

Like this one, spot on!!!
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Old 10-14-2011, 11:19 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Capricorn Sun

Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

Like it......
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Old 12-16-2010, 05:14 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Libra:

"You always have a boyfriend"

"Make up your mind!"
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Old 12-16-2010, 05:49 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Scorpio:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."
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Old 12-16-2010, 06:10 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Aquarian rising:

-You seem so aloof!
-What gadget do you want for Xmas?
-You spend hrs online!!
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Old 05-30-2011, 06:28 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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Libra:

"You always have a boyfriend"

"Make up your mind!"
Make up your **** mind! thats what I hear, Im a libra...
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Old 06-07-2011, 06:55 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Being dominate in libra (moon, mars, saturn, pluto) I also often hear "Make up your d@mn mind already"!!!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2010, 11:57 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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"Don't be so moody."

"It's like trying to draw blood from a stone."

"What?"

"You're too quiet."

"You're a bit odd."

"What?" - did I mention 'what'?

"You're too pale."

"My, my, you simply can't be fed today!"


... "What?"
You didn't mention what sign you are/this is? Is this Pisces?
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Old 02-27-2011, 04:16 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Taurus Sun:

"Why are you so stubborn?"
"It's 11AM, why are you still sleeping?"
"You need to quit pigging out!"

Scorpio Rising:
"Calm down and quit over-reacting"
"Why are you so sensitive to everything and anything?"
"You look so intense yet so shy"

Capricorn Moon:

"Why are you always you serious? Lighten up!"
"You're a control freak!"
"Take a break!!!"

Aries Mercury Capricorn Mars:
"You always stick you foot in your mouth."
"You need to think before you speak."
"Why do you keep having to argue the point?"

Sun Pluto:
"You need to quit being a worry-wort!"
"quit being so critical of yourself!"
"Why are you so hard on yourself?"
"You always see the worst thing in every possible situation."
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Old 10-11-2011, 06:37 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.

Lol! You look out!

I'm Cancer Moon, Sun Taurus, my Venus trines your Ascendant from Aries...umm Jupiter on your Desc! More... Venus and Merc in the 7th AHA!

Now back to the thread :-)

Anyone to Cancer :

-OHHH...How thoughtfull! A congratulations card for my new job!
-What? To give you back all the stuff you gave me!?(SPECIALLY that stupid card?)

To Aries:

-Heyyy! Easy tiger!!!
-It's going to be soooo good! WASN'T it baby?

To Cappy:

-What! What have I done now?!
-When do you finnish work? Shall I book an appointment ?

To Taurus:

-Dahhah! Did you get it now?
-You got jelly on you chin and I ain't licking it this time..
-BOoring!

To Libra:

-oh yeah...life's not fair you should know!
-Having tea with the Queen??
-Beauty it's not everything!!!

To Aquarius:

-Uh?What the hell are you talking about?
-YOU'R A FREEK!
- Sorry, don't really understand about computers..Nor I want to learn!
- Smart ***!

To Pisces:

-Keep it real!
-Poetry doesn't fill up my fridge!-Get a job!
-My house is full of spirits too...but it's usually vodka!lol
-My Sign is.....

To Gemini:

-Do you have a "OFF" button?
-Wow is that really true? Love you stories man!
-Oh babes, you gonna leave your window open tonight? ^^

To Leo:

-You should be on stage man, I'm tellin'ya
-I can not belive you ONLY got the 2nd place in the competition, you are totally right to be soooo angry!
-OMG! You'r such a Drama Queen!

To Sagitarius:

- What was that quote again?????????????????????????
-Religion? Oh yeah if I kneel down I gotta pray..u want it now?
-Are we gonna have sex or we going to a mascarade ball?

To Scorpio:

-You know you can trust me...Come on!!!
-You are obsessed with an obsession...
-I need psychological help? Since when?
-We don't talk for ages! So tell me... Who's died?

Had fun! forgot Virgo but now need some sleep...
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:01 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

@SagiCap - I know you would never say those things. The Internet unconveniently lacks voice tone for a language that was developed dependent on it.

To Virgo:
Why do I need to join your weight loss program? You're only 100 pounds, and I'm not any worse!
Stop analyzing and criticizing everything!

Here's my to Cancer:
Are you always that emotional?
How can you not love the new and exciting? (This one would also fit Virgo to a lesser extent.)

To Cancer and Virgo:
Stop worrying!

These are not fair of me at all since Aquarius is inconjunct to both of these signs...
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Old 10-12-2011, 03:33 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Here's to Virgo:

-Why isn't it safe to leave the switches ON but the fridge is OKAY?!

(this one goes for my friend Amy, she's a Virgo with Uranus on the Ascendant and is obsessed with electricity safety. That's what u get with this mix, really)lol

-Belive me, You've thrown away a good hairdryer! It goes off when it heats too much and starts on when it cools down...It's safe you see? What's scary about it?

-You want to wash my dishes because I spend too much water...OK then!

-Thanks for doing my laundry, it was very nice of you!

-Don't worry I won't smoke in the house...I love to smoke in the bloody snow anyway!

-You just get on my nerves! Your just lucky coz I'm used to have a Virgo mom, brother, boyfriend and best friend...(must be karma)

-Sooo sorry if I peel the carrots too thickly...Next time do it YOURSELF OK?

-Oh no! here we go again...you told me that 10 times already!

-So you found some out of currency money after 3years coz you had hidden it so well that u couldn't find it! Niiiice...hehhehe

-You actually went to the bank with an old 20 pound note and they swapped it for a new one? Couldn't you keep it as a souvenir?
How embarassing!

-You don't exist!

I could go on an on....
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Old 10-21-2011, 05:34 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

I'm a Taurus sun, and I get:

"You haven't changed at all since you were a kid."
"Stop spending all your money!"
"Everything always has to be your way!"
"You seem to have an affinity for animals."
"Lazy."

But gemini seems to weigh heavily in my chart, and I also get:

"You keep going from one extreme to the next; make up your mind!"
"Do you have to have a response for everything I say?"
"Everytime I see you, you look completely different!"
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Old 10-21-2011, 08:07 PM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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"You haven't changed at all since you were a kid."

"Everytime I see you, you look completely different!"
Apparently looks aren't anything, much less everything.
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Apparently looks aren't anything, much less everything.

I agree. And it so happens the people who don't believe I've changed are family members and family friends I saw a few months ago for the first time in well over 10 years. They were referring to my personality. The ones who have trouble recognizing me are people who have only known me a few years and each time they see me I've just recently altered my exterior. They don't seem to know me very well at all.
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:54 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.
For Leo :-

"Turn around sexy : Let's see the face framed by your beautiful head of hair

- Oh - Sorry, mate - I didn't realise you were a man!"


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Old 01-08-2012, 01:41 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Sun in Pisces-
"Pay attention!"
"You can't just escape!"
"You over think everything."

Leo Rising-
"Yes your hair looks fine, can we go now?"
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Old 01-08-2012, 01:44 AM
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

"Aquarius, that's a water sign."

(p.s. ~ what's with all the Aquarian bashing here?)

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"Aquarius, that's a water sign."
Nope, Air is cooler. "Why is Aquarius an Air sign?" Now I know: Alchemy :P and of course coolness
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I was le joking aquarius is cool
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

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For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.
haha that's cute. I suspect the Pisces Sun is perceived as helpless, in need of constant rescuing. Not true! not my fault I always look lost/confused xD
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Re: Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

Pisces Moon: "It's just a Halmark commercial, for crying out loud."

Virgo stellium: "Does anal retentive have a hyphen in it?"
"I can hear you thinking all the way over here."
"You make my brain hurt."
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