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Old 09-11-2010, 02:56 PM
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Best Astrology Quotes
Please post the best/funniest astrology quotes you've heard. On Susan Miller's astrology site, my horoscope once contained this phrase:

" will be in hard-angle to Uranus."

I was scared all day.
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:02 PM
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oh dear!

hard to top that though!
That quote still scares me! LOL!
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Old 09-11-2010, 11:14 PM
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quincunx sounds funny to me hehe! but yeh i'm weird and it probably only sounds funny to me.
I must be weird too. I think it's hilarious! Good one.
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Old 09-15-2010, 03:12 AM
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Super! I've added some to my signature for constant inspiration. I need it!

(Thanks for posting these!)
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"Scorpio rising people value their privacy so much, it can border on
paranoia."
~ cafeastrology.com
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I have Scorpio Rising, also Scorpio Moon and the privacy issue is so true about me! Not that I have any deep secrects or anything like that; perhaps it is just the issue of privacy itself.
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