Can't think of a good joke, but I will point out that you can easily edit your posts to make it sound like you said something more relevant
I won't tell anyone!! I have been guilty of creative retrospective editing myself
I'll even remove this section from my own post if you give me the cue
Meanwhile....I see Mars as about getting what you want, the action motivated through one's senses. I see Venus as the more envious kind of planet. Envy is a passive thing; seeing something that someone else has and resenting the fact that you do not have it. If I had to pin envy to three planets I would choose Venus, the Moon, and Pluto. Venus for desire turned to envy when unsatisfied, the Moon for emotions turned to envy because another's needs come first, and Pluto for, well, just envy, because sometimes our Plutoes quietly like to have everything, and they can't
Although, I'm not sure that I've sufficiently grasped the distinction between jealousy and envy. What is the difference, in your opinion? Am I talking more about jealousy than envy?