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Re: The best pickup sign?
Well My experiences:
Aries- Call me lazy because I want to nap.
Taurus- Portly. Will wine and dine, and then complain about spending his hard earned cash on me, but wont complain about the steak he got and will complain about the salad soup combo I got.
Leo- Will follow me around like a curious kitten. Probably a cling-on level 5 (the ones you cant get out of your house, no matter how much diarrhea you say you have- from experinece people!)
Libra- Cannot change a lightbulb....not a man.
Aquarius- Will smell like body odor and wont wear underwear. Will try to romance your pants off by saying that he can bring you places that no one ever has before. Will take the risk of missing out...pass
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