Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

chris

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For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.
 

natasa

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For Sagittarians...

1. You travel all the time
2. If I start a relationship with you, you will leave
3. You are in to sports
4. Sagittarians and Gemini, you never get old
5. You are impulsive
 

Neptune Rising

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Capricorn Sun

Cheer up!
Lighten up!
Take a break and come out to play!
Would you like a matching pen to go with your recently purchased business cards...?

:andy::pouty:
 

virgo18

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In all my searchings about astrology, I heard some traits of the 12th signs that make me laugh.

  1. Aries: You are careless and over impulsive
  2. Taurus: You are lazy, and you eat a lot
  3. Gemini: You are bigmouthed and unfaithful
  4. Cancer: You are a crybaby and you eat a lot
  5. Leo: You are egocentric and loud
  6. Virgo: You are annoying and over-critical evil
  7. Libra: You are beautiful, but fickle and indecisive
  8. Scorpio: You are over-sexed and you don't fear death.
  9. Sagittarius: You are swinish, loud, and unfaithful
  10. Capricorn: You are selfish, depressive, and dark humor
  11. Aquarius: You are plenty weird and unconventional
  12. Pisces: You love in your dreams, you are a crybaby
 

EhTeam

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Leo sun-

1. Your hair is extra nice today.
2. You are such a social butterfly.
3. You have a knack for finding your reflection anywhere you go...
4. You attract creepy/weird people, and it doesn't bother you
5. (insert compliment on clothing, attitude, home cooked food, knowledge, good luck etc)
 

juicey J.

Banned
"That's too crazy to be right" is something I've heard when I state a belief or theory I have. I'm Aquarius for those who didn't know already.
 

Neptune Rising

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Pisces Moon:

Fancy a drink?
What planet are you on?
Don't be such a softy!
It's ok honey, it's only a film!
Last orders at the bar, come on, time to go home...
 

chris

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"That's too crazy to be right" is something I've heard when I state a belief or theory I have. I'm Aquarius for those who didn't know already.

Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.
 

juicey J.

Banned
Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.

Interesting....... What is her descendant? Does she happen to have a venus in Aquarius or in strong aspect to uranus, how about the descendant or the descendant ruler in strong aspect to uranus?
 

chris

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Interesting....... What is her descendant? Does she happen to have a venus in Aquarius or in strong aspect to uranus, how about the descendant or the descendant ruler in strong aspect to uranus?

She has an Aries descendant and Venus is in Pisces. Venus doesn't touch Uranus in regards to aspects.

EDIT: Oops! Venus is biquintile Uranus (minor aspect, however.)
 

queenfluff

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"Don't be so moody."

"It's like trying to draw blood from a stone."

"What?"

"You're too quiet."

"You're a bit odd."

"What?" - did I mention 'what'?

"You're too pale."

"My, my, you simply can't be fed today!"


... "What?"

You didn't mention what sign you are/this is? Is this Pisces? :)
 

queenfluff

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Haha! My mother is an Aquarius. She only goes after the weird, strange guys with weird, but smart and brilliant ideas. Oh Aquarius.

Hmm, I attract tons of weirdos and I prefer them too - no Aquarius at all in my chart really. I think that is my Scorpio Rising attracting all the crazies then. :)
 

queenfluff

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For my sign, Virgo:

"Quit being so picky."

"Stop analyzing me."

"Don't worry so much."

"Aren't you done reading the ingredients list yet?" (NO! :biggrin:)

"Why does it take you so long to go shopping?" (because I have all those lists to read! LOL!) :wink:

"Why are you always right?" (Because I AM right! LOL!)
 
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