Things Commonly Said To Your Sign:

SagiCap

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That's because you're SagiCap, and Cap is about self-restraint. Sag is about reaching an ends and ignoring the means (arrow-bearer,) so obviously telling someone that something looks ugly on them will get them to stop wearing it.

Hey Rebel,

I mean I would NEVER ever say something like that, even though I am a Sag Sun. ie: I tend to ignore anything negative and confrontational about someone (even though I will think it). I posted because those stereotypical quotes as things people commonly thing about Sag Sun, though for me it's so opposite. I am never rudely blunt, but I am very matter-of-fact and say what's on my mind - while filtering anything harmful to a person. I struggle with being "too nice." I don't 100% understand it, but must be my Mars in Libra too.
 

filly

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For me, Cancer:

"Get out of the house, you lazy-***"
"You're a baby, stop crying"
"What's he doing?"

What's yours ideas? I want to compile them.


Lol! You look out!:devil:

I'm Cancer Moon, Sun Taurus, my Venus trines your Ascendant from Aries...umm Jupiter on your Desc! More... Venus and Merc in the 7th AHA!:tongue:

Now back to the thread :)

Anyone to Cancer :

-OHHH...How thoughtfull! A congratulations card for my new job!:annoyed:
-What? To give you back all the stuff you gave me!?(SPECIALLY that stupid card?):w00t:

To Aries:

-Heyyy! Easy tiger!!!
-It's going to be soooo good! WASN'T it baby?:mad:

To Cappy:

-What! What have I done now?!:crying:
-When do you finnish work? Shall I book an appointment ?

To Taurus:

-Dahhah! Did you get it now?:andy:
-You got jelly on you chin and I ain't licking it this time..
-BOoring!

To Libra:

-oh yeah...life's not fair you should know!
-Having tea with the Queen??
-Beauty it's not everything!!!

To Aquarius:

-Uh?What the hell are you talking about?:whistling:
-YOU'R A FREEK!
- Sorry, don't really understand about computers..Nor I want to learn!
- Smart ***!

To Pisces:

-Keep it real!
-Poetry doesn't fill up my fridge!-Get a job!
-My house is full of spirits too...but it's usually vodka!lol
-My Sign is.....

To Gemini:

-Do you have a "OFF" button?
-Wow is that really true? Love you stories man!
-Oh babes, you gonna leave your window open tonight?:eek: ^^

To Leo:

-You should be on stage man, I'm tellin'ya
-I can not belive you ONLY got the 2nd place in the competition, you are totally right to be soooo angry!
-OMG! You'r such a Drama Queen!

To Sagitarius:

- What was that quote again?????????????????????????
-Religion? Oh yeah if I kneel down I gotta pray..u want it now?:devil:
-Are we gonna have sex or we going to a mascarade ball?:bandit:

To Scorpio:

-You know you can trust me...Come on!!!:ninja:
-You are obsessed with an obsession...
-I need psychological help? Since when?
-We don't talk for ages! So tell me... Who's died?:eek:

Had fun! forgot Virgo but now need some sleep...
 

Rebel Uranian

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@SagiCap - I know you would never say those things. The Internet unconveniently lacks voice tone for a language that was developed dependent on it.

To Virgo:
Why do I need to join your weight loss program? You're only 100 pounds, and I'm not any worse!
Stop analyzing and criticizing everything!

Here's my to Cancer:
Are you always that emotional?
How can you not love the new and exciting? (This one would also fit Virgo to a lesser extent.)

To Cancer and Virgo:
Stop worrying!

These are not fair of me at all since Aquarius is inconjunct to both of these signs...
 

filly

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Here's to Virgo:

-Why isn't it safe to leave the switches ON but the fridge is OKAY?!

(this one goes for my friend Amy, she's a Virgo with Uranus on the Ascendant and is obsessed with electricity safety. That's what u get with this mix, really)lol

-Belive me, You've thrown away a good hairdryer! It goes off when it heats too much and starts on when it cools down...It's safe you see? What's scary about it?

-You want to wash my dishes because I spend too much water...OK then!

-Thanks for doing my laundry, it was very nice of you!

-Don't worry I won't smoke in the house...I love to smoke in the bloody snow anyway!

-You just get on my nerves! Your just lucky coz I'm used to have a Virgo mom, brother, boyfriend and best friend...(must be karma)

-Sooo sorry if I peel the carrots too thickly...Next time do it YOURSELF OK?

-Oh no! here we go again...you told me that 10 times already!

-So you found some out of currency money after 3years coz you had hidden it so well that u couldn't find it! Niiiice...hehhehe

-You actually went to the bank with an old 20 pound note and they swapped it for a new one? Couldn't you keep it as a souvenir?
How embarassing!

-You don't exist!

I could go on an on....
 

Claire19

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To a Leo

What a drama queen!!
WHere did you get that lovely gold ring.
Wanna play!!
THe world does not revolve around you.
 

Claire19

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Things a Sag (except for me...) would say:

"How the heck do you manage to look so young when you're as old as you are?"

"Say, that turtleneck sweater sure is flattering. You should wear them all the time. Hides your double chin."
Whereas Sag can be optimistic and fun, they are not necessarily youthful the way Gemini is....
 

Claire19

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I get at least one of these every single day.

"You should get out more."

"Stop lecturing me!"

"You lack common sense."

"Why are you so quiet?"

"Why do you always have to be such a contrarian?"

"Don't be a pessimist!"

"What are you smirking about?"

"You are crazy."

"You being a smart ***?"

"How can you say so much obscenities with a straight face?"


Aquarius Sun, Cancer Ascendant, Virgo Moon. Lots of planets (6) in Capricorn/7th house.

:)
I agree that pessimism is Capricornian and partners would see that side for sure...Aquarius Sun can relate to Are you crazy. But obscenities??
Depends on your Mercury.....
 

Lightrider

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I agree that pessimism is Capricornian and partners would see that side for sure...Aquarius Sun can relate to Are you crazy. But obscenities??
Depends on your Mercury.....

Well, my Mercury is hardly aspected at all. It's quintile my Pluto and inconjunct Jupiter and ASC. It's also very widely conjunct my Venus and my Saturn, so... i don't know about that.
 

Lightrider

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Mercury Conjunct Venus 8°34s.

Mercury Conjunct Saturn 9°19s.

Mercury Quincunx Jupiter 1°21a.

Mercury Quincunx Ascendant 0°40s.

Mercury Quintile Pluto -0°02a.

Mercury Sesquisquare Moon -2°25s.


Well, not so few aspects. Even though some are exact, they are still minor ones.
 

venuschild.EarthGoddess

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I'm a Taurus sun, and I get:

"You haven't changed at all since you were a kid."
"Stop spending all your money!"
"Everything always has to be your way!"
"You seem to have an affinity for animals."
"Lazy."

But gemini seems to weigh heavily in my chart, and I also get:

"You keep going from one extreme to the next; make up your mind!"
"Do you have to have a response for everything I say?"
"Everytime I see you, you look completely different!"
 

venuschild.EarthGoddess

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Apparently looks aren't anything, much less everything.


I agree. And it so happens the people who don't believe I've changed are family members and family friends I saw a few months ago for the first time in well over 10 years. They were referring to my personality. The ones who have trouble recognizing me are people who have only known me a few years and each time they see me I've just recently altered my exterior. They don't seem to know me very well at all. :bandit:
 

Fulcrum

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"Stop trying to heal the world! You haven't even healed yourself yet!"

My closest friends have long since picked up on my Cancer Moon.
 

Rebel Uranian

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Are you sure there isn't Pisces, Jupiter, Neptune, Chiron, or maybe Scorpio influence in that, along with a global or collective planet, house, or sign? Cancer is more about nurturing new people (often metaphorically) than healing wounds that have been made sometime after the person was new, and the archetype (or stereotype) is obsessed with being personal rather than dealing with the world at large. The stereotype Crab is always like "how impersonal!" whenever someone isn't personal. (I don't like stereotypes, I'm just pointing that out, especially since this thread is a play on stereotypes.)
 

Zonark

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Leo: The guy that, when everyone else is thinking "he's so hot" is simultaneously thinking "I'm so hot". Or is thinking that regardless of what everyone else is thinking.

Being really creative and bursting with novel ideas. Projecting an aura of being talented at whatever they do.

Oh and being totally conceited. Possibly arrogant.

Leo's my sun sign.
 

Zonark

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I'm a Cancer Moon and I hear "you're too sensitive" and "don't snap at people" a lot, mostly from friends and family. I also love being at home and I love my mother, despite her being a really mean and uptight Scorpio :whistling:

My ascendant is Capricorn. People always tell me I look overly serious and in pain :lol:
 

dersette

New member
What are you trying to say?
I don`t understand you.
Whow...!
I need advice from you. :sideways:
Please say SOMETHING.
(Mercury in Pisces)

It`s so easy to live with you, I don`t even notice you are here. :pouty:
Don`t look at me like that. I know you know.
(Sun in Pisces)

You are so cruel.
You don`t care.

That hurts.
Borrow me some money.
Why are you so serious?
Hihihahahehe....you are so funny!
I need advice from you.:sideways:
(Ac in Capricorn)

Help me with my homework.
Help me.
I have a problem. Big one.
Analyze that.
You`re smart.
Relax...I won`t hurt you.
Trust me. :devil:
Stop dissect everything around you.
Stop sterilize everything around you.
You are so blocked.
(Moon in Virgo)

I don`t want to argue with you. (Of course you don`t. :rightful: )
(Mars in Gemini)

Honey, you wear pants in this house.
You are so passionate.
I like when you get angry.
(Venus in Aries)
 
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