This is really amusing!
But I wonder, was it partly just that, with Mars conjunct Moon, his way of asserting himself was to be nurturing?
Sounds awfully sensitive to me. Undoubtedly it was his Pisces Ascendant at work!
Oh yes, this was one of the reasons why the specialists were hesitant to diagnose my brother as autistic when he first showed signs of what they believed to be pervasive developmental disorder (PDD)...they did not believe it possible for a truly autistic child to be so emotionally responsive and have the ability to cultivate meaningful relationships. But our Shawn proved them wrong!