Lupus
07-18-2007, 01:29 AM
This is just something I saw in a newspaper once, that stuck in my memory:
Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one! Gotta problem with that?
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but just try and convince him that the old lightbulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they never get it done deciding how it should be done.
Q: How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it takes a month of therapy to get through the grieving process.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, but they might have their agent hire a Virgo to change it for them while they're out to lunch.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1.0000000001 with an error of .0000000001
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One would be fine, but two heads are better than one, but one is really all we need, but two is more fun, but...
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That information is extremely Top Secret and belongs to the ancient occult order of Darkrom the Magician.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why are you wasting time on light bulbs when the day is young, the sun is shining, and we have our whole lives ahead of us?
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't have time for these childish jokes.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, but if you divide the velocity of light by half the circumferance of the lightbulb while comprehending the probability factor of a short circuit and the law of thermodynamics, plus five, I believe we'll have a breakthrough!
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one! Gotta problem with that?
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but just try and convince him that the old lightbulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they never get it done deciding how it should be done.
Q: How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it takes a month of therapy to get through the grieving process.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, but they might have their agent hire a Virgo to change it for them while they're out to lunch.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1.0000000001 with an error of .0000000001
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One would be fine, but two heads are better than one, but one is really all we need, but two is more fun, but...
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That information is extremely Top Secret and belongs to the ancient occult order of Darkrom the Magician.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why are you wasting time on light bulbs when the day is young, the sun is shining, and we have our whole lives ahead of us?
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't have time for these childish jokes.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, but if you divide the velocity of light by half the circumferance of the lightbulb while comprehending the probability factor of a short circuit and the law of thermodynamics, plus five, I believe we'll have a breakthrough!
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? What light bulb?