Valentine's rhymes-which one's the worst?

[Lissa]

Ok,I know Valentine was a long time ago and this has nothing to do with astrology,but this email has been on my inbox for a long time and now I simply couldn't resist...:D
Hallmark, eat your heart out!

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
How do you like these Valentine's!????? HAHAHAHA

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
****, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you ******* up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime



If a boy sent me one of this lovely rhymes,he would certainly die in unusual circumstances...:rolleyes: LOL

Lissa

[Atruism]

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.That made me laugh!

My situation was a little bit different, but...

Years ago, I remember being woken by my girlfriend and I yelled/screamed out in surprise. You know, like when you freak out/wake up after having a nightmare and you shout out "Aaaagh!" I said something like "What's wrong? What's going on?"

And the first words out of her mouth were "Who's Tracy?"

At that time I worked with a girl called Tracy but I did NOT have the hots for her (she wasn't my type.)

And yet there I was trying to explain my actions!

She never believed me 100% and that was part of the reason why we ended up splitting up.

What a woman :)

[QuaOs]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Ouch that KILLS! LOL~