How the signs deal with near death experiences:

[SagiCap]

ARIES: "Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen to me! Where can I get a crystal palace backlit with white light like that one?"

forrestastrology

http://www.thayastar.com/eng/?page_id=148 ]

[multiple]

the piece on cancer cracked me up! :lol: good one.:smile:

[julia]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Opphiucan]

Pisces! Poor Pisces...LOL.

[queenfluff]

:lol:

This Virgo would be looking at her watch to estimate long she had been dead and than analyzed her near death experience. Than I would take my story to a Capricorn to see I could make some money off of it! :)

[suimui10]

SAGITTARIUS: Sag floats out of her body and has to laugh at the stupid way she bought the farm. After somehow BREAKING the tunnel of light, she absolutely refuses to return to the body, since she’s been trying to get out of it for all these years (via clumsy accidents). Because Sag is immensely curious about whether the so-called organized religious have any validity at all, this stroke of luck leads to some amaaaaaazing lessons, until, alas, the astral folks tire of her and trick her into returning to Earth for the duration.

ROTFL :biggrin: :D :lol:

[Sakuranbo]

Pretty funny stuff. :lol: